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Five George Hook Supporters Arrested In Dawn Raids By Thought Police Unit
A SHOCKING escalation in the silencing of sensible, straight-talking voices occurred this morning when a raid by the Thought Gardaí ... -
Butter Wouldn’t Melt In This Man’s Mouth & Scientists Are Baffled
ENDLESS experiments leading only to dead ends. Reputations in tatters. Resignation after resignation. The curious case of Cork man Cormac ... -
Ploughing Match Struck By Flat Cap Shortage
THE Irish Farmers Association has issued an urgent appeal for new and used flat caps, bodywarmers, and welly boots, after ... -
Ibrahim Halawa Comment Section Trial Delayed For The 25th Time
THE verdict on the internet comment section trial of Irishman Ibrahim Halawa has reportedly been delayed for the 25th time in ... -
Ryanair Offer Sincere Apology For €5 Per Passenger
BELEAGUERED budget airline RyanAir have made thousands of apologies available to customers following the company’s mishandling of flight cancellations, for ... -
Mayo Kids In Temple Street Warn Dubs To Stay The Fuck Away
Ill children currently undergoing treatment in Temple Street have made it clear in no uncertain terms that ‘those fucking Dubs ... -
New Student Signs Up With 50 Socs He’ll Never Attend
A NEW student at UCD has spent his first week signing up for a wide range of clubs and societies, ... -
Apple To Power Down All iPhone 7 Models Later This Evening
PUTTING into action a long rumoured plan, Apple Inc will deactivate all operational iPhone 7 models due to the fact ... -
Mikael Ø Lunde Announced As New CEO Of Norwegian Air
NORWEGIAN airline Norwegian Air has announced the appointment of a new Chief Executive today following revelations that the carrier has poached as ... -
College Lecturer Looking Forward To Moment Students Realise They Don’t Have To Show Up
“CHRIST, when will these little bastards realise that this ain’t school,” sighed Dennis O’Riordan, an economics lecturer in Trinity College, ...