Tag: ge2020

We Visit The Healy Rae Voter Farms In Kerry

FOLLOWING yet another successful election campaign for the Healy Raes, WWN travels to remote county Kerry to visit a state of the art ‘voter farm’ to see exactly how the southwest monarchs continue to rise to the top of the electoral charts election after election. “We reproduce them in four year cycles,” explains Dr. George… Read more »

Martin Molts Skin, Slithers Towards Sinn Féin

AFTER SPENDING the entire election campaign calling them ‘Turbo IRA’, ‘The Hunchback of IRA’, ‘Sinnsane’, ‘The Artist Formerly Known As IRA’ and ‘worse than coronavirus’, Micheál Martin has begun molting and was last seen slithering in the direction of Sinn Féin HQ while repeating the words ‘precious power’. “Last I saw of Micheál he was… Read more »

As It Happened: Historic Irish Election Results

IRELAND’S democracy for so long dominated by two parties without enough votes to form a majority coalition, is now completely changed and now has three parties incapable of getting to 80 seats and a majority by themselves. Here’s how Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s waking nightmare that will never end unfolded: Saturday: The Voting Thanks… Read more »

Parties Sorry They Weren’t Arsed Talking About Mental Health, Promise To Get Round To It Next Election

WITH a nonchalant shrug of the shoulders which suggested ‘hey, could have happened to anyone’ the main political parties contesting the 2020 general election admit it was a combination of simply not caring and having absolutely no ideas that led to mental health funding and reforms featuring so low on their agendas. “There’s always next… Read more »

Leader Profiles: Micheál Martin

Name: Micheál Martin Age: Old enough to know better. Party: The one that, during the Referendum to Repeal the 8th Amendment, had half of its TDs actively campaigning for a No vote. Superpower: Has family that can be traced all the way back to the lads who shot Michael Collins. Favourite inspirational quote: “The only… Read more »