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British Public Not Sure Whether To Believe Lying Sack Of Shit Over Self-Serving Bullshitter
BRITAIN enters its second day agonising over whether or not to believe a self-serving bullshitter who is a thinly veiled ... -
Tory Party Soar Ahead In Polls After Damning Evidence Exposes Johnson
FORMER ministerial aide Dominic Cummings has read out a litany of shocking revelations about his time at number 10, resulting ... -
Johnson Unreservedly Apologises For Whatever Those Micks Are Banging On About
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson, described by insiders as being ‘way too busy for this shit’, has issued an apology ... -
Britain Still Unaware How Ridiculous It Looks To Rest Of World
BASKING in the triumph of a major victory in what is sure to be just the first of many pointless ... -
British Government To Rename Murders Carried Out By Soldiers As ‘Whoopsy Daisies’
AHEAD of a rumoured decision to prevent future prosecutions of British soldiers by introducing a statute of limitations, the British ... -
Mullet Worst Thing Tony Blair’s Done Since Invasion Of Iraq
RESPONDING to the optical atrocity that is his current haircut, the British public believes Tony Blair has finally done something ... -
Shocking Revelation That Should End Johnson’s Career To Be Forgotten Within A Week
“LET bodies pile up in their thousands” – the disgusting words attributed to PM Boris Johnson, who is now at ... -
“You Created Me” Defiant Johnson Tells Britain
RESPONDING to a report which suggests contracts worth £3.7bn were awarded to those with close ties to the Conservative Party ... -
Mary Lou McDonald Issues Apology For Theft Of Trevelyan’s Corn
SINN Féin leader Mary Lou McDonald has issued a swathe of apologies to ‘whoever wants one’ during an appearance on ... -
Tension In Heaven As Prince Philip Describes Jesus As ‘Darker Than I Expected’
GOD has had to remind himself several times this week that he’s dealing with a very wealthy, very rich, very ...