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Loyalists Renege On Good Friday Agreement Except The Bit Where They Get Out Of Jail
A NUMBER of Loyalist paramilitary groups have written a really rather crossly-worded letter to the prime minister of Britain expressing ... -
“Starving Children, Escalating Crime, Destroying Economy,” Johnson Reveals UK Roadmap Out Of Lockdown
AS NATIONS such as Ireland look on enviously at the progress the UK makes with its vaccine programme, PM Boris ... -
Local Journalist Has Prince Philip Obituary Ready To Go Since 2019
CLEVER journalists around the world are today drafting their obituaries for Prince Philip in a bid to give themselves the ... -
Pickaxe Wielding DUP Begin Work On NI To Britain Tunnel
TAKING the mere rumour of the ludicrous proposal for an underground tunnel linking Northern Ireland to Scotland as the official ... -
British Government Confident Loyalist Threats To Port Staff Nothing To Worry About
BORIS JOHNSON is said to be struggling to perfect the most indelicate, ignorant and unhelpful set of remarks in response ... -
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Johnson Takes The ‘Doesn’t Need To Resign’ Type Of ‘Full Responsibility’
BRITISH PM Boris Johnson has marked the grim milestone of 100,000 people dying from Covid by taking ‘full responsibility’ for ... -
White House Unveil Official Lapdog
US PRESIDENT Joe Biden has unveiled an official White House lapdog to compliment ‘First Dogs’ Champ and Major, WWN understands. ... -
DUP Happy To Starve Everyone To Death If It Means Remaining In United Kingdom
THE DUP party spent the day sharing their anger at the sight of empty shelves in supermarkets until someone pointed ... -
Johnson Offers 100k To Any Footballer That Goes In Studs-Up On Marcus Rashford
“ONE would think, amid all the by-clauses and backdoors and amendments and constitutional rewrites and donkey-and-cart era bylaws and exemptions ... -
Only Matter Of Time Before Johnson Contracts New Covid Strain
HEALTH experts have warned the British public to prepare itself for the entirely unavoidable and easily predictable news that their ... -
Johnson Caught Trying To Shoplift EU Membership Benefits From Brussels Gift Shop
SEEMINGLY in Brussels under the pretense of facilitating Brexit negotiations over dinner with European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen, ...
