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“You Know These Taliban Guys Aren’t That Bad Once You Get To Know Them”
JUSTIFYING the British government’s previous dismissal of the vast majority of visa applications made by Afghans who worked alongside UK ... -
Cummings Shocks World With Notion Brexit Wasn’t Best Idea Ever
“WELL, this is certainly news to us!” uttered a shocked global community today, after former Downing Street aide Dominic Cummings ... -
“Sack Him? I’m Fucking Promoting Him!”
“CAN SOMEONE be health secretary, a Lord and super-deputy prime minister at the same time? Chancellor of the I-just-had-sex-with-her? There ... -
Johnson Just Waiting Out PM Role Until He Can Get GB News Gig
BORIS Johnson is said to be ‘kicking himself’ that he didn’t hold out for an onscreen role on the soon-to-be-launched ... -
How Does Baby Lilibet’s Placenta Stack Up Against Other Royals?
THE newly-born daughter of the on-again-off-again royals, the Duke & Duchess of Sussex, continues to rack up critics from both ... -
Biden Enters Johnson Meeting To ‘Come Out Ye Black & Tans’
IN A sure sign that British PM Boris Johnson’s complete disregard for Northern Ireland and the Good Friday Agreement has ... -
British Public Not Sure Whether To Believe Lying Sack Of Shit Over Self-Serving Bullshitter
BRITAIN enters its second day agonising over whether or not to believe a self-serving bullshitter who is a thinly veiled ... -
Tory Party Soar Ahead In Polls After Damning Evidence Exposes Johnson
FORMER ministerial aide Dominic Cummings has read out a litany of shocking revelations about his time at number 10, resulting ... -
Johnson Unreservedly Apologises For Whatever Those Micks Are Banging On About
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson, described by insiders as being ‘way too busy for this shit’, has issued an apology ... -
Britain Still Unaware How Ridiculous It Looks To Rest Of World
BASKING in the triumph of a major victory in what is sure to be just the first of many pointless ... -
British Government To Rename Murders Carried Out By Soldiers As ‘Whoopsy Daisies’
AHEAD of a rumoured decision to prevent future prosecutions of British soldiers by introducing a statute of limitations, the British ... -
Mullet Worst Thing Tony Blair’s Done Since Invasion Of Iraq
RESPONDING to the optical atrocity that is his current haircut, the British public believes Tony Blair has finally done something ...
