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Johnson Writes ‘Don’t Have Piss-Up The Night Before Queen’s Funeral’ In Big Letters On Whiteboard
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has drafted a to-don’t-do list in the event of the Queen passing away from Covid-19, ... -
Man Who Said ‘Let The Bodies Pile High’ & ‘Muslim Women Look Like Letterboxes’ Condemns ...
NOT content with inspiring a mob of far-right conspiracy nuts with the mental capacity of boiled newts to crowd Labour ... -
Sue Gray Report Coming In Handy For Tories Who Blacked Out During Parties
TORY MPs have stressed yet again that their ongoing line that they ‘have no recollection of the parties investigated by ... -
“Party Back In Mine” Johnson Tells Tory MPs After Parliament Grilling
A TRIUMPHANT British PM Boris Johnson will be dusting off the mother and father of all hangovers after celebrating breezily ... -
Under Pressure Johnson Scales Newly Refurbished Big Ben
FEARING that his ‘nobody told me the parties in 10 Downing St where against the rules I personally set up ... -
“Johnson Trying To Distract From Scandals” Says Media Facilitating It
BRITISH MEDIA outlets have warned the British public that Boris Johnson is desperately trying to distract from ongoing scandals and ... -
Was The Irish Government Lockdown Party More Craic Than Downing St Party? We Investigate
BORIS JOHNSON may or may not have attended a rollicking get together with civil servants in his back garden and ... -
Brexit Reaches That Part In ‘Scream’ Where The Killers Stab Each Other
BRITISH foreign secretary Liz Truss has assured Northern Ireland that her statement, about triggering Article 16 if the EU don’t ... -
Prince Andrew’s 14th PR Team Of The Morning Resign
TRUCK loads of image consultants, PR specialists, crisis management experts, and branding professionals were seen running from Prince Andrew’s residence ... -
UK Media To Get Around To Reporting State Collusion With Terrorist Group
THE UK MEDIA said it had every intention of getting around to extensively reporting on the £1.5mn payout to the ...
