Tag: britain

Irish Workers Make Transfer Bid For Mick Lynch

WITH THE summer transfer window open, there’s plenty of interest in rail union boss Mick Lynch with Irish workers in the market for someone who can advocate for better pay and working conditions on their behalf. Lynch came to the attention of Irish workers in dire need of a pay increase after skillful displays on… Read more »

Truss Hopes Bulldozing Through Good Friday Agreement Enough To Convince Tories She Could Be Next Leader

BRITAIN’s Foreign Secretary Liz Truss signaled her intention to bulldoze through the Good Friday Agreement and launch the Northern Ireland protocol out of a canon by replacing it with sovereignty-shitting unicorns in the clearest sign yet she is a shoe-in to become the next Tory leader. “The EU were close to compromising on the protocol… Read more »

Johnson Would Refuse To Resign If Caught Drinking Pint Out Of Deceased Queen’s Skull During Her Funeral, Finds Report

A NEW REPORT conducted by the Boris Behaviour Commission has confirmed that the current British PM Boris Johnson has an incredibly high threshold for what he believes is a resign-worthy scandal. Faced with constant accusations of lying and presiding over a corrupt, rule-breaking government, Johnson confirmed not even being caught drinking a pint out of… Read more »