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Johnson Would Refuse To Resign If Caught Drinking Pint Out Of Deceased Queen’s Skull During ...
A NEW REPORT conducted by the Boris Behaviour Commission has confirmed that the current British PM Boris Johnson has an ... -
Queen Probably Shouldn’t Be Starting Day With Fag & Can Of Monster
STAFF at Buckingham Palace have raised concerns about the Queen’s current routine of rolling out of bed at the last ... -
NI Protocol Row May Come Down To Rock, Paper, Scissors
THE EU have agreed in principle to a winner-takes-all solution proposed by the UK, whereby a best-of-nine ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ ... -
Ireland Confirms ‘If We Didn’t Like You, We Wouldn’t Slag You’ Rule Does Not Apply ...
BRITISH people under the impression that they’ve been on the receiving end of some classic good-natured slagging from the Irish ... -
DUP Won’t Nominate Deputy First Minister Unless British Government Buys Them Pony
SENDING SHOCKWAVES through the political world, DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson has suggested the unthinkable: his party will bring down the ... -
Top 10 Pornhub Searches From Westminster Revealed
REPORTS that a Tory frontbencher was accessing pornographic material on his phone in the House Of Commons has prompted an ... -
Tide Finally Turning For Johnson As Party Accused Of Sexism
A HUGE uptick in fortunes for under siege British crime minister Boris Johnson has seen him snag some long overdue ... -
Johnson Asked To Wipe That Fucking Smirk Off His Face For One Day At Least
THE British public has announced that they appreciate the fact that Prime Minister Boris Johnson will face no repercussions for ... -
Things Boris Johnson Would Actually Resign Over
BRITISH Crime Minister Boris Johnson has been fined by police for breaching lockdown rules and attending a Downing St lockdown ... -
Pure Coincidence New Channel 4 Owner Will Be Tory Donor
BORIS JOHNSON’S Tory government has confirmed that it will be a completely innocent coincidence when Channel 4 is privatised and ... -
Brexit Actually Like Carpet Bombing Own Cities, Johnson Told
IN RESPONSE to Boris Johnson controversially comparing Ukrainians fighting back against the Russia invasion of their country to Britain voting ... -
Boris Johnson Reveals Yoga Practice That Allows Him To Wriggle Out Of Anything
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has finally let the secret of his scandal-dodging success slip, after revealing that a lifetime ...
