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Truss Has ‘Only Days Left’ To Finish Off Britain
WITH newly installed Chancellor-until-next-week Jeremy Hunt reversing the vast majority of tax cuts she recently heralded with much fanfare, political ... -
So You’re Liz Truss: Here’s What Happens Next
DEPENDING on what time of day you’re reading this, Liz Truss is the British prime minister. But she’s got a ... -
Bank Of England Renames Sterling ‘BritCoin’ In Bid To Raise Value
HOPING to catch the attention of any passing crypto-obsessed investors on a hiding to nothing, the Bank of England has ... -
Truss Can’t Believe How Easy This Ruining A Country Business Is
“NO LIZ, we nominated you to run the country, not ruin it” A clear miscommunication has lead to recently installed ... -
Date Confirmed For Schofield & Willoughby Beheading At Tower Of London
SUCH has been the disgusting nature of Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby’s queue skipping behaviour, not even massive tax giveaways ... -
Britain Legally Allowed To Smile Again Starting Tomorrow
WITH the funeral of Queen Elizabeth over, the people of Britain are mere hours away from being legally permitted to ... -
FactCheck: Did Meghan Markle Kill The Queen?
A NUMBER of rumours and accusations have swirled online about possible direct role Meghan Markle played in the untimely and ... -
Chaos As Corgis Dig Up Queen’s Coffin Within Minutes Of Burial
IN A nightmare scenario, the only one which was not foreseen as part of the extensive ‘London Bridge’ plans which ... -
Are You Grieving For The Queen Enough? Consult This Checklist
CHECKS are in place ahead of the Queen’s funeral to ensure that every man, woman and child in Britain shows ... -
These Facial Expressions Are BANNED If You’re Going To View The Queen’s Coffin
AS THE QUEEN’S coffin arrived in the Palace of Westminster the Met Police, in consultation with the Palace and the ... -
“At Least She Got To See Me Become PM”
TRYING TO put a positive spin on the death of the Queen, Britain’s recently installed PM Liz Truss intimated it ... -
Guide: How To Conduct Yourself In The UK Right Now If You’re Irish
IT’S all well and good for the jokesters on Irish Twitter to be memeing the passing of Britain’s Queen for ...
