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Like It Fucking Matters
THE race to become the next Prime Minister of Great Britain has been narrowed down to either Rishi Sunak or ... -
Monopoly Man Emerges As Last Minute Front Runner For Tory Leadership
JUST AS Rishi Sunak was plotting a hometown celebration in New York to ring in his crowning a Tory leader ... -
Ranking The Tory Leadership Candidates
A FRESH round of voting in the Tory leadership contest see Rishi Sunak remaining top of the pile, but out ... -
“All The Shit I’ve Done And It’s Some Chap Feeling An Arse That Brings Me ...
BORIS Johnson is said to be struggling with his retirement speech, expected today around lunchtime, with sources close to the ... -
Paul Gascoigne Turns Up Outside Downing St With Lager
THE FULL gravity of the threat to Boris Johnson’s political future is finally being felt as ex-England football legend Paul ... -
Priti Patel To Carry Refugees To Rwanda On Her Back If She Has To
A FURIOUS Priti Patel has issued threats to physically carry every damn refugee in Britain all the way to Rwanda ... -
Irish Workers Make Transfer Bid For Mick Lynch
WITH THE summer transfer window open, there’s plenty of interest in rail union boss Mick Lynch with Irish workers in ... -
Brexit, Day 4,567: Why Won’t The Stupid Paddies Do What We Say
IT IS already shaping up to be another frustrating day in British politics, as the potato-brained imbeciles in Ireland voice ... -
So Unlike Backstabbing Brits To Be Duplicitous, Underhanded & Dishonest
THE SHOCK among Irish people and citizens of other EU nations is still audibly reverberating across the continent as everyone ... -
Truss Hopes Bulldozing Through Good Friday Agreement Enough To Convince Tories She Could Be Next ...
BRITAIN’s Foreign Secretary Liz Truss signaled her intention to bulldoze through the Good Friday Agreement and launch the Northern Ireland ... -
World Not Sure Lightsaber To Chest Could Stop Johnson These Days
AFTER British PM Boris Johnson’s narrow victory during this week’s vote of confidence in parliament, the world has asked: is ... -
Queen Spends All Day Practicing Face-Rip-Lizard-Reveal In Mirror
FEARING that her life force may not sustain her mortal vessel for another solar cycle, the Queen has decided that ...
