Tag: britain

Johnson To Allow Extra People In House For Xmas, Free Cars, Miniature Union Jacks, Anything To Distract From Shit Job He’s Doing

GENEROUS British PM Boris Johnson will stop at nothing in his attempt to deflect attention away from an inquiry which concluded his Home Secretary, Priti Patel, bullied civil servants, subjecting them to volleys of abuse and is basically Nelson Muntz on steroids. “We can all have Christmas together in Wembley stadium, Ed Sheeran will play,… Read more »

“We Didn’t Vote For Brexit For Government To Take Back Control” Confirms Anti-Lockdown Farage

NIGEL FARAGE has launched an ‘anti-lockdown’ political party after becoming enraged at the government of a sovereign Britain, no longer under EU bendy banana tyranny, using its taken back control to attempt to control the dangerous spread of a pandemic. “The control we wanted to take back wasn’t meant to be this controlling, I’m taken… Read more »

Brexit Success As Britain Sign Trade Deal With Venus

THE CONSERVATIVE government is today hailing yet another Brexit breakthrough with the announcement that they have signed a ‘win-win’ trade deal with newly discovered possible signs of life on the economic powerhouse of planet Venus. “This is a triumph for Brexit Britain, today we have signed a trade deal which will see Britain import, tariff… Read more »