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Johnson Hails ‘Success’ In US Trade Talks After Biden Tells Him To Fuck Off
TRYING TO put a positive spin on being told once more in no uncertain terms that a trade deal with ... -
Weird Royal Family Traditions You Didn’t Know About
THE SOURCE of constant debate, derision and speculation the British royal family tourist attraction brings with it endless fascination, but ... -
Boris Johnson Heads To Stormont With Bag Of Magic Beans
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has wearily booked an EasyJet to Belfast for the weekend, in a bid to calm ... -
Food Shortages Due To Brexit Absolutely Part Of Our Genius Plan, Confirms Johnson
PM BORIS JOHNSON has sought to reassure the British public amid food shortages and warnings of further shortages during the ... -
“You Know These Taliban Guys Aren’t That Bad Once You Get To Know Them”
JUSTIFYING the British government’s previous dismissal of the vast majority of visa applications made by Afghans who worked alongside UK ... -
Cummings Shocks World With Notion Brexit Wasn’t Best Idea Ever
“WELL, this is certainly news to us!” uttered a shocked global community today, after former Downing Street aide Dominic Cummings ... -
“Sack Him? I’m Fucking Promoting Him!”
“CAN SOMEONE be health secretary, a Lord and super-deputy prime minister at the same time? Chancellor of the I-just-had-sex-with-her? There ... -
Johnson Just Waiting Out PM Role Until He Can Get GB News Gig
BORIS Johnson is said to be ‘kicking himself’ that he didn’t hold out for an onscreen role on the soon-to-be-launched ... -
How Does Baby Lilibet’s Placenta Stack Up Against Other Royals?
THE newly-born daughter of the on-again-off-again royals, the Duke & Duchess of Sussex, continues to rack up critics from both ... -
Biden Enters Johnson Meeting To ‘Come Out Ye Black & Tans’
IN A sure sign that British PM Boris Johnson’s complete disregard for Northern Ireland and the Good Friday Agreement has ...
