OVERLY CONSCIOUS of the fact that she hasn’t exactly been setting the world alight so far in 2019, one Waterford woman has posted an old holiday picture in a bid to project the appearance of someone really excelling in life. Louise McNeill uploaded a picture of herself poolside with cocktail in hand from her 2018… Read more »
AT THE RISK of jinxing things before they have a chance to fully develop at a steady pace, one Waterford woman has admitted to friends that things are moving pretty fact between her and her new vibrator. “I didn’t expect things to evolve this quickly… who am I kidding I knew how serious things were… Read more »
SEVERAL of the male patrons at a Waterford fitness centre have remarked on the overly made-up appearance of one of the gym’s female customers, adding that she dresses in a provocative manner designed solely to distract lads who just want to lift weights and make gains and take selfies. Putting aside the possibility that the as-yet-unnamed… Read more »
WHETHER you are currently single, dating or in a long term relationship, time and time again the question that gnaws at people is ‘but would I just be happier if I started seeing cheese romantically and consuming it full time?’ Gash, Ireland’s leading website aimed at women and womanly women stuff, has picked the brains… Read more »
IT’S not an easy time in life when you need to get your kicks but your weeks away from pay day so the deluxe rampant rabbit is out of the question, and cheaper vibrators can’t be trusted to get the job done. And after paying the bills, paying for transport, ordering that take away you… Read more »
THE ULTIMATE barometer for what constitutes being as good a friend as is humanly possible has been established by the International Committee on Friendship with the experts in friendships declaring ‘smiling along during your friend’s wedding ceremony despite the fact you’ve slept with the groom, who is an absolute snake’. “Looking on as your friend… Read more »
REPORTS COMING into WWN suggest Wicklow resident, Clare Higgenly has uttered the phrase ‘Namaste’ as a greeting in a completely unironic way. ‘Namaste’ a respectful greeting issued in India, has slowly crept into casual usage in Ireland by women who have had yoga mats and pants surgically woven onto their skin. “Like, not in a… Read more »
GIRLS, have you found the one? Are you sure? We’ve taken a look at some recent statistics, and we’ve found that unless he’s causing you to have at least one proper ugly-crying session every week, he may not be Mr. Right. Figures show that although some guys are ideal for spending the rest of your… Read more »
A LOCAL woman who had ample time to contemplate all of life’s most pressing questions during the day has instead decided to dedicate her energies to thinking about how she is just one person on one planet in a vast and ever expanding galaxy right after her head hits the pillow this evening, WWN can… Read more »
WATERFORD woman Orna Shortt is widely known amongst her peer group for making the majority of decisions in her relationship with her boyfriend Niall Canney, however, since this is 2017 and we’re edging ever closer to becoming a more progressive, tolerant and equal society this really isn’t worthy of passing comment. Shortt, once referred to… Read more »