IN our latest entry of the WWN Voices series, we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week is the turn of Emma Reagan, who is seriously horny for Jesus and isn’t going to keep quiet about it any longer. I will not be silenced any longer, and frankly I’m fucking sick of… Read more »
ONE DUBLIN woman’s recent moves in choice of clothes, fashion, favourite phrases, new laugh and food and drink preferences has led to accusations that she is infact basing her ‘personality pivot’ on her cooler, more effortlessly self-assured friend. Aoife Scannell (25) has denied all charges, but few believe that the recent alterations and refinements to… Read more »
GWYNETH PALTROW, part-time actress and full-time spreader of reckless homeopathic ‘remedies’ which could put people’s health at risk has taken a break from selling candles that smell like her vagina to return to her true passion in life; telling women what they should shove up their own vaginas. Not to be discouraged by the fact… Read more »
“Hydration is key”; the phrase most uttered by Dublin woman Susie Breen (27) who since kick-starting a new ‘health and wellness’ routine earlier this year has had a stainless steel water bottle glued to her hand, constantly used to replenish her body’s water stocks. No matter the time of day or social occasion, Breen has… Read more »
A LOCAL Dublin woman has surprised herself with the number of times she has sincerely stated she hopes the child currently growing inside her is a boy “because, let’s be honest, women have an awful fucking time of it”. Rachel O’Hara (29) wearily shared the throwaway observation with her friends who nodded and acknowledged O’Hara’s… Read more »
ONE LOCAL mother has wasted no time in breaking out her favourite and most easily recalled observation when politely reminding you that at your current age, she was married with kids, WWN can report. What prompted the observation’s 4,208th outing in recent years is unclear, however, your mother followed it up with “I’m only saying,… Read more »
OVERLY CONSCIOUS of the fact that she hasn’t exactly been setting the world alight so far in 2019, one Waterford woman has posted an old holiday picture in a bid to project the appearance of someone really excelling in life. Louise McNeill uploaded a picture of herself poolside with cocktail in hand from her 2018… Read more »
AT THE RISK of jinxing things before they have a chance to fully develop at a steady pace, one Waterford woman has admitted to friends that things are moving pretty fast between her and her new vibrator. “I didn’t expect things to evolve this quickly… who am I kidding I knew how serious things were… Read more »
SEVERAL of the male patrons at a Waterford fitness centre have remarked on the overly made-up appearance of one of the gym’s female customers, adding that she dresses in a provocative manner designed solely to distract lads who just want to lift weights and make gains and take selfies. Putting aside the possibility that the as-yet-unnamed… Read more »
WHETHER you are currently single, dating or in a long term relationship, time and time again the question that gnaws at people is ‘but would I just be happier if I started seeing cheese romantically and consuming it full time?’ Gash, Ireland’s leading website aimed at women and womanly women stuff, has picked the brains… Read more »