THE TRIED and tested contraceptive method beloved by Irish men for centuries is under fresh scrutiny after women have confirmed ‘enough with this bullshit’, GASH can confirm. “What’s that?” responded 90% of Irish men recently surveyed about the existence of condoms. “But it doesn’t feel as good,” they added despite claiming to have never heard… Read more »
ONE BRAVE man, committed to speaking up for and out on behalf of women, only does so when he knows he is within earshot of a woman who could potentially overhear him speaking. Darragh Crestor explained to WWN that he has made a point of being resolutely respectful of women when within proximity to them,… Read more »
SEVERAL enterprising single women have begun to revolutionise the face of dating with the help of a simple, solitary tattoo. Long since fed up with the tall tales men tell regarding penis length, we meet the women who got a to scale ruler inked onto their forearms. “If lads had an inch for every time… Read more »
ANOTHER polite conversation turned full blown argument has occurred in the McNamee household with mother and wife Janet again playing peacemaker, WWN understands. Regularly butting heads over the big issues of the day, father John McNamee and daughter Claire McNamee are a constant source of bickering which drains Janet McNamee of all energy and will… Read more »
HOLD on to your hats; Waterford woman Erica Harness’s bi-weekly trip to see her mum just got interesting, following 57-year-old Denise falling into a pattern of facial tics and tells that usually come before a massively scandalous gossip session. “Now listen” said Denise after walking to the kitchen blinds and checking out the back, as… Read more »
IN our latest entry of the WWN Voices series, we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week is the turn of Emma Reagan, who is seriously horny for Jesus and isn’t going to keep quiet about it any longer. I will not be silenced any longer, and frankly I’m fucking sick of… Read more »
ONE DUBLIN woman’s recent moves in choice of clothes, fashion, favourite phrases, new laugh and food and drink preferences has led to accusations that she is infact basing her ‘personality pivot’ on her cooler, more effortlessly self-assured friend. Aoife Scannell (25) has denied all charges, but few believe that the recent alterations and refinements to… Read more »
GWYNETH PALTROW, part-time actress and full-time spreader of reckless homeopathic ‘remedies’ which could put people’s health at risk has taken a break from selling candles that smell like her vagina to return to her true passion in life; telling women what they should shove up their own vaginas. Not to be discouraged by the fact… Read more »
“Hydration is key”; the phrase most uttered by Dublin woman Susie Breen (27) who since kick-starting a new ‘health and wellness’ routine earlier this year has had a stainless steel water bottle glued to her hand, constantly used to replenish her body’s water stocks. No matter the time of day or social occasion, Breen has… Read more »
A LOCAL Dublin woman has surprised herself with the number of times she has sincerely stated she hopes the child currently growing inside her is a boy “because, let’s be honest, women have an awful fucking time of it”. Rachel O’Hara (29) wearily shared the throwaway observation with her friends who nodded and acknowledged O’Hara’s… Read more »