GWYNETH PALTROW, part-time actress and full-time spreader of reckless homeopathic ‘remedies’ which could put people’s health at risk has taken a break from selling candles that smell like her vagina to return to her true passion in life; telling women what they should shove up their own vaginas. Not to be discouraged by the fact… Read more »
“Hydration is key”; the phrase most uttered by Dublin woman Susie Breen (27) who since kick-starting a new ‘health and wellness’ routine earlier this year has had a stainless steel water bottle glued to her hand, constantly used to replenish her body’s water stocks. No matter the time of day or social occasion, Breen has… Read more »
A LOCAL Dublin woman has surprised herself with the number of times she has sincerely stated she hopes the child currently growing inside her is a boy “because, let’s be honest, women have an awful fucking time of it”. Rachel O’Hara (29) wearily shared the throwaway observation with her friends who nodded and acknowledged O’Hara’s… Read more »
ONE LOCAL mother has wasted no time in breaking out her favourite and most easily recalled observation when politely reminding you that at your current age, she was married with kids, WWN can report. What prompted the observation’s 4,208th outing in recent years is unclear, however, your mother followed it up with “I’m only saying,… Read more »
OVERLY CONSCIOUS of the fact that she hasn’t exactly been setting the world alight so far in 2019, one Waterford woman has posted an old holiday picture in a bid to project the appearance of someone really excelling in life. Louise McNeill uploaded a picture of herself poolside with cocktail in hand from her 2018… Read more »
AT THE RISK of jinxing things before they have a chance to fully develop at a steady pace, one Waterford woman has admitted to friends that things are moving pretty fact between her and her new vibrator. “I didn’t expect things to evolve this quickly… who am I kidding I knew how serious things were… Read more »
SEVERAL of the male patrons at a Waterford fitness centre have remarked on the overly made-up appearance of one of the gym’s female customers, adding that she dresses in a provocative manner designed solely to distract lads who just want to lift weights and make gains and take selfies. Putting aside the possibility that the as-yet-unnamed… Read more »
WHETHER you are currently single, dating or in a long term relationship, time and time again the question that gnaws at people is ‘but would I just be happier if I started seeing cheese romantically and consuming it full time?’ Gash, Ireland’s leading website aimed at women and womanly women stuff, has picked the brains… Read more »
THE ULTIMATE barometer for what constitutes being as good a friend as is humanly possible has been established by the International Committee on Friendship with the experts in friendships declaring ‘smiling along during your friend’s wedding ceremony despite the fact you’ve slept with the groom, who is an absolute snake’. “Looking on as your friend… Read more »
REPORTS COMING into WWN suggest Wicklow resident, Clare Higgenly has uttered the phrase ‘Namaste’ as a greeting in a completely unironic way. ‘Namaste’ a respectful greeting issued in India, has slowly crept into casual usage in Ireland by women who have had yoga mats and pants surgically woven onto their skin. “Like, not in a… Read more »