NEWLY, medium and long-term singletons have been encouraged by the Nation’s supportive best friends to go out and get the ride, WWN can confirm. While acknowledging that their encouragement may occasionally veer into the overly insistent and excitable sort of support, friends have nevertheless insisted that ‘if you want that dick, then get that dick’… Read more »
A LOCAL Dublin woman has surprised herself with the number of times she has sincerely stated she hopes the child currently growing inside her is a boy “because, let’s be honest, women have an awful fucking time of it”. Rachel O’Hara (29) wearily shared the throwaway observation with her friends who nodded and acknowledged O’Hara’s… Read more »
ONE LOCAL mother has wasted no time in breaking out her favourite and most easily recalled observation when politely reminding you that at your current age, she was married with kids, WWN can report. What prompted the observation’s 4,208th outing in recent years is unclear, however, your mother followed it up with “I’m only saying,… Read more »
OVERLY CONSCIOUS of the fact that she hasn’t exactly been setting the world alight so far in 2019, one Waterford woman has posted an old holiday picture in a bid to project the appearance of someone really excelling in life. Louise McNeill uploaded a picture of herself poolside with cocktail in hand from her 2018… Read more »
AT THE RISK of jinxing things before they have a chance to fully develop at a steady pace, one Waterford woman has admitted to friends that things are moving pretty fact between her and her new vibrator. “I didn’t expect things to evolve this quickly… who am I kidding I knew how serious things were… Read more »
SEVERAL of the male patrons at a Waterford fitness centre have remarked on the overly made-up appearance of one of the gym’s female customers, adding that she dresses in a provocative manner designed solely to distract lads who just want to lift weights and make gains and take selfies. Putting aside the possibility that the as-yet-unnamed… Read more »
WHETHER you are currently single, dating or in a long term relationship, time and time again the question that gnaws at people is ‘but would I just be happier if I started seeing cheese romantically and consuming it full time?’ Gash, Ireland’s leading website aimed at women and womanly women stuff, has picked the brains… Read more »
THE ULTIMATE barometer for what constitutes being as good a friend as is humanly possible has been established by the International Committee on Friendship with the experts in friendships declaring ‘smiling along during your friend’s wedding ceremony despite the fact you’ve slept with the groom, who is an absolute snake’. “Looking on as your friend… Read more »
REPORTS COMING into WWN suggest Wicklow resident, Clare Higgenly has uttered the phrase ‘Namaste’ as a greeting in a completely unironic way. ‘Namaste’ a respectful greeting issued in India, has slowly crept into casual usage in Ireland by women who have had yoga mats and pants surgically woven onto their skin. “Like, not in a… Read more »
GIRLS, have you found the one? Are you sure? We’ve taken a look at some recent statistics, and we’ve found that unless he’s causing you to have at least one proper ugly-crying session every week, he may not be Mr. Right. Figures show that although some guys are ideal for spending the rest of your… Read more »