Category: Wellness

“Ah Jesus Claire, Don’t Be Throwing Terms Like ‘Intersectional Feminism’ At Your Poor Old Dad”

ANOTHER polite conversation turned full blown argument has occurred in the McNamee household with mother and wife Janet again playing peacemaker, WWN understands. Regularly butting heads over the big issues of the day, father John McNamee and daughter Claire McNamee are a constant source of bickering which drains Janet McNamee of all energy and will… Read more »

Woman Clearly Basing Her Personality On Cooler Best Friend

ONE DUBLIN woman’s recent moves in choice of clothes, fashion, favourite phrases, new laugh and food and drink preferences has led to accusations that she is infact basing her ‘personality pivot’ on her cooler, more effortlessly self-assured friend. Aoife Scannell (25) has denied all charges, but few believe that the recent alterations and refinements to… Read more »

Here’s All The Things Gwyneth Paltrow Is Telling You To Put Up Your Vagina Today

GWYNETH PALTROW, part-time actress and full-time spreader of reckless homeopathic ‘remedies’ which could put people’s health at risk has taken a break from selling candles that smell like her vagina to return to her true passion in life; telling women what they should shove up their own vaginas. Not to be discouraged by the fact… Read more »