Category: Wellness

Woman Clearly Basing Her Personality On Cooler Best Friend

ONE DUBLIN woman’s recent moves in choice of clothes, fashion, favourite phrases, new laugh and food and drink preferences has led to accusations that she is infact basing her ‘personality pivot’ on her cooler, more effortlessly self-assured friend. Aoife Scannell (25) has denied all charges, but few believe that the recent alterations and refinements to… Read more »

Here’s All The Things Gwyneth Paltrow Is Telling You To Put Up Your Vagina Today

GWYNETH PALTROW, part-time actress and full-time spreader of reckless homeopathic ‘remedies’ which could put people’s health at risk has taken a break from selling candles that smell like her vagina to return to her true passion in life; telling women what they should shove up their own vaginas. Not to be discouraged by the fact… Read more »

Local Girl ‘Very Done Up’ For Gym

SEVERAL of the male patrons at a Waterford fitness centre have remarked on the overly made-up appearance of one of the gym’s female customers, adding that she dresses in a provocative manner designed solely to distract lads who just want to lift weights and make gains and take selfies. Putting aside the possibility that the as-yet-unnamed… Read more »