Category: Wellness

Local Girl ‘Very Done Up’ For Gym

SEVERAL of the male patrons at a Waterford fitness centre have remarked on the overly made-up appearance of one of the gym’s female customers, adding that she dresses in a provocative manner designed solely to distract lads who just want to lift weights and make gains and take selfies. Putting aside the possibility that the as-yet-unnamed… Read more »

Being A Good Friend Is Smiling At Your Friend’s Wedding Even Though You Fucked The Groom

THE ULTIMATE barometer for what constitutes being as good a friend as is humanly possible has been established by the International Committee on Friendship with the experts in friendships declaring ‘smiling along during your friend’s wedding ceremony despite the fact you’ve slept with the groom, who is an absolute snake’. “Looking on as your friend… Read more »

Local Woman Wears Trousers In Relationship & That’s Fine In This Increasingly Progressive & Non-judgemental Society

WATERFORD woman Orna Shortt is widely known amongst her peer group for making the majority of decisions in her relationship with her boyfriend Niall Canney, however, since this is 2017 and we’re edging ever closer to becoming a more progressive, tolerant and equal society this really isn’t worthy of passing comment. Shortt, once referred to… Read more »