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Johnson Unsure How To Phrase Break Up Text To Northern Ireland
BRITISH PM Boris Johnson has reportedly been staring blankly at his phone for hours, unable to summon forth the delicately ... -
Brexit Success As Britain Sign Trade Deal With Venus
THE CONSERVATIVE government is today hailing yet another Brexit breakthrough with the announcement that they have signed a ‘win-win’ trade ... -
Boris Johnson’s Guide To Flawless Trade Negotiations
PULLING apart the sticky pages of his treasured copy of ‘The Art Of The No Deal’ book, British PM Boris ... -
World Longs For Carefree Days When British PM Just Stuck Penis In Dead Pig’s Mouth
THE image of David Cameron inserting his penis into the head of a dead pig now seems like a cherished ... -
Brexit Chaos A Welcome Relief
FOLLOWING months of Coronavirus saturated news seeping into every single pore of media news bodies, Britain, Ireland and the remaining ... -
Queen Reads Prince Andrew Sexual Allegations Without Flicker Of Emotion
THE Queen has expressed her disappointment after reading an account of the sexual allegations against her son Prince Andrew, stating ... -
President Of Monrovia Celebrates Securing Billions From EU Recovery Fund
IT SEEMS like they are only winners in the aftermath of the EU agreeing a staggering €750 billion virus recovery ... -
WWN Obituary: Dame Vera Lynn
THE death has occurred of Dame Vera Lynn in her 103rd year, following a long and difficult battle with disappointment ... -
Calls Grow For Marcus Rashford To Replace British Government
FOLLOWING Manchester United player Marcus Rashford’s efforts in helping to raise £20 million to feed 3 million people during the ... -
Winston Churchill Statue Frantically Deleting ‘Bengal Famine’ Section Of His Wikipedia Page
MOMENTARILY leaving its plinth in Westminster’s Parliament Square, a panicked Winston Churchill statue entered an internet cafe to remove references ... -
British History According To Britain
THE TEARING down of a statue of slaver-but-honestly-probably-a-top-top-bloke-besides-all-that Edward Colston in Bristol by anti-racism protesters, and the negative reaction it ... -
All The Ways Prince Andrew Has Tried To Help Epstein Investigation Revealed
IT IS becoming clear that when it comes to US authorities seeking justice for women and young girls exploited and ...
