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Outrage As Britain Claim Idiotic ‘Substantial Meal In Pub’ Idea As British
THE BRITS are ‘at it’ again! This time, the Tory government are claiming the idiotic Irish idea of deciding Covid-19 ... -
“Pandemic? Recession? EU Suing Us? My Own Incompetence? That All You Got?” Johnson Screams At ...
EFFORTLESSLY PASSING every test life throws at him, British PM Boris Johnson spent the afternoon bellowing skywards, presumably, towards God, ... -
Johnson Unsure How To Phrase Break Up Text To Northern Ireland
BRITISH PM Boris Johnson has reportedly been staring blankly at his phone for hours, unable to summon forth the delicately ... -
Brexit Success As Britain Sign Trade Deal With Venus
THE CONSERVATIVE government is today hailing yet another Brexit breakthrough with the announcement that they have signed a ‘win-win’ trade ... -
Boris Johnson’s Guide To Flawless Trade Negotiations
PULLING apart the sticky pages of his treasured copy of ‘The Art Of The No Deal’ book, British PM Boris ... -
World Longs For Carefree Days When British PM Just Stuck Penis In Dead Pig’s Mouth
THE image of David Cameron inserting his penis into the head of a dead pig now seems like a cherished ... -
Brexit Chaos A Welcome Relief
FOLLOWING months of Coronavirus saturated news seeping into every single pore of media news bodies, Britain, Ireland and the remaining ... -
Queen Reads Prince Andrew Sexual Allegations Without Flicker Of Emotion
THE Queen has expressed her disappointment after reading an account of the sexual allegations against her son Prince Andrew, stating ... -
President Of Monrovia Celebrates Securing Billions From EU Recovery Fund
IT SEEMS like they are only winners in the aftermath of the EU agreeing a staggering €750 billion virus recovery ... -
WWN Obituary: Dame Vera Lynn
THE death has occurred of Dame Vera Lynn in her 103rd year, following a long and difficult battle with disappointment ...