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William & Kate Visit To Go Ahead Despite Nobody Giving A Fuck
THE visit to Ireland of the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge is to press ahead, in direct opposition to evidence ... -
UK’s New Immigration Points System Revealed
AN AUSTRALIAN style ‘points based system’ for immigration is set to be implemented in a post-Brexit Britain, Boris Johnson’s government ... -
Mooching Next Door Neighbours Pop Over For Free Dinner Again
THE Irish people’s famed generosity and patient tolerance towards unwanted guests is to be tested yet again this Spring, after ... -
Ireland & Britain Switch Places As Brexit Takes Effect
WITH the passing of Brexit Day has come the first of a number of required measures being implemented by the ... -
Brexiter A Little Disappointed To Wake Up To Find Army Hasn’t Begun Rounding Up Foreigners ...
WAKING up on this, the first morning of a liberated Britain, free from the shackle of oppressive EU bendy bananas, ... -
Easy, Hassle Free Phase Of Brexit Passes Quietly Without Mention
KEEN-EYED observers of politics were taken by surprise to learn Britain officially leaves the EU today and enters a minimum ... -
“My Work Here Is Done”: Farage Descends To Hell After Brexit Finally Secured
SLOWLY descending into the fiery bowels of hell while enthusiastically waving a miniature Union Jack flag, Nigel Farage has completed ... -
Tommy Robinson Spotted Nowhere Near Buckingham Palace Yelling About Pedos
ANGRY right wing mobs demanding justice for victims of child sex abuse are conspicuous by their absence outside the gates ... -
Trudeau To Focus On Canadian Plane Deaths Right After He Sorts Harry And Meghan Out
CANADIAN Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has put the issue of an airplane carrying 57 Canadian citizens being shot out of ... -
Confusion As Britain Complains About Foreigner Leaving Country
AS BRITAIN continues to treat Harry Windsor and Meghan Markle’s decision to step away from their positions in the Royal ... -
Harry & Meghan: What’s Really Going On
NOT informing the Queen in advance? Bitter Palace rows. The Daily Mail claiming the number ‘666’ is visible on the ... -
Unemployed Couple Emigrate For Better Quality Of Life
A MIXED race couple who have been living off of state benefits for a number of years have decided to ...
