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EU Announce €1 Trillion Covid Rescue Fund Just To Piss Off The Brits
THE EU Commission has announced plans for a rescue and stimulus package worth approximately €1 trillion which will help aid ... -
“I Want An Apology From The British Public By COB Today”
“PERSONALLY, I have never been more ashamed of the conduct of the British public, it’s disgusting; the idea that I ... -
“Restrictions Are Only For Peasants” Defends Johnson
AS THE callous media continue to make provoked, fact-based assaults on the Tory government, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has ... -
Boris Johnson’s Very Clear Plans For Easing Lockdown
A STIRRING address befitting of his idol Winston Churchill, the UK public are feting PM Boris Johnson after he relayed ... -
UK Continues To Be Much-Needed Source Of Worse News Than Your Country
PLAUDITS are continuing to pour into the UK from nations around the world, with governments thanking Boris and the Tories ... -
UK Given Dire Health Warning As Recovering Johnson Threatens To Return To Work
FEARS have escalated within the UK as the country is placed on its highest level of panic after Boris Johnson ... -
Johnson Almost Well Enough To Be Made Fun Of Again, Confirm Reports
THE POSITIVE news that PM Boris Johnson is now sitting up in bed, potentially making important steps toward a recovery, ... -
“Keep Calm & Carry On” Johnson Tells Room Full Of Corpses
EVOKING the daring-do of the great generation that survived World War II, but won’t survive him, Britain’s PM Boris Johnson ... -
“We’re Taking This Seriously” Johnson Confirms From Pub, 6 Pints In
“WE’RE making every effort to limit this spread, businesses will be supported, just practice social distancing,” confirmed UK PM Boris ... -
The Boris Johnson Guide To Handling A Pandemic
WITH the vast majority of leaders of countries currently battling the spread of the Covid-19 virus following all the World ... -
Wills & Kate Visit, Day Three: Stop Reading This Shit, You’re Better Than This
STEP AWAY from the Mail Online, step away from social media. You’re better than this, you may have convinced yourself ... -
Priti Patel Leaves Carcass Of Dead Civil Servant On Doorstep Of Number Ten
IN THE ATTEMPT to show fealty to her master at Number 10 Downing Street, Britain’s Home Secretary, Priti Patel, returned ...
