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“We Did It” Johnson Says Clutching Single Fish In Hands
SNATCHING monumental disaster from the jaws of catastrophic failure, British PM Boris Johnson is hailing the remarkable progress in Brexit ... -
Proud Brexiter Refuses To Get Vaccine Made With EU Funding
INITIALLY overcome with a wave relief at the news that the UK will rollout Pfizer and BionTech’s Covid-19 vaccine as ... -
UK States It Has ‘Far More’ Atrocities To Cover Up Before Getting To Pat Finucane
THE British government has laughed away requests for a public inquiry into the extent of the state’s collusion with paramilitary ... -
Johnson Assures Brits They’ll Have Christmas Bread & Dripping Or Whatever The Hell Those People ...
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has given his loyal working class subjects his full assurances that even though they face ... -
Jaws Music Begins Spontaneously Playing After Every Mention Of Brexit
AS PART of an extensive programme of supports and raising awareness the Irish government has developed a system whereby the ... -
Brexit Negotiations Enter ‘Panicked Bomb Disposal Expert Picking Which Wire To Cut’ Phase
LAST DITCH negotiations over attempts to prevent a two-way UK-Ireland meat product ban and warnings to Irish SMEs to prepare ... -
Johnson To Allow Extra People In House For Xmas, Free Cars, Miniature Union Jacks, Anything ...
GENEROUS British PM Boris Johnson will stop at nothing in his attempt to deflect attention away from an inquiry which ... -
Johnson’s Communications Chief Resigns After Forming Coherent Sentence
UNABLE to celebrate the milestone of hitting 50,000 Coronavirus deaths nor the latest batch of warnings about how catastrophic Brexit ... -
“Look, Someone’s Not Wearing A Poppy” Shouts Johnson As A Distraction Before Running Away
CELEBRATING a rare win by only losing a House of Lords vote on key parts of his Brexit bill legislation ... -
“We Didn’t Vote For Brexit For Government To Take Back Control” Confirms Anti-Lockdown Farage
NIGEL FARAGE has launched an ‘anti-lockdown’ political party after becoming enraged at the government of a sovereign Britain, no longer ...
