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Fukushima Scientists Brought In To Prevent Total DUP Meltdown
DISASTER specialists who previously worked to prevent total nuclear meltdown on the stricken Fukushima nuclear plant have been shipped over ... -
Johnson Spray Paints ‘Foreigners Out’ On No. 10 As Part Of Rousing Victory Speech
HERALDED by the British media as something rivaling Banksy, and that asked ‘fair and genuine questions’, newly emboldened Tory leader ... -
House Private, Family Flowers Only
THE death has occurred of the United Kingdom, peacefully at its residence after a long battle with a deep, deep ... -
LIVE UPDATES: Is This Fucking Bollocks Going To Do It?
WITH VOTING under way and polls closing in the UK this evening, many people are looking for all and any ... -
Johnson Leads Latest Poll After Ploughing JCB Into Hospital Full Of Sick Children
THE Conservative Party have maintained a healthy lead in the polls ahead of tomorrow’s general election, despite a misfiring PR ... -
World Watches On In Mild Amusement As Britain Fucks Itself Over Yet Again
WITH THE GENERAL election in Britain just days away, those outside the environs of the British Isles have tried to ... -
Johnson Secures Key Support From British Association Of Two-Faced Lying Bastards
SECURING support from the influential BATFLB could be the vital push needed for Tory leader and PM Boris Johnson to ... -
Prince Harry Apprehensive After Getting Andrew For Secret Santa
THE Duke Of Sussex emitted an audible ‘oh for fuck sake’ at this morning’s annual Kris Kringle draw in Buckingham ... -
London Bridge Attacker Had “I Love Jeremy Corbyn” Tattoo, Confirms Johnson
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has called a press conference in which he confirmed that the man who carried out ... -
Buckingham Palace Closed Due To Floods Of Sweat
THE ROYAL residence has been damaged in a flash flood caused by the sudden and violent expulsion of unprecedented volumes ... -
“I’m Not Selling The NHS To US” Johnson Says As ‘Trump’ Sign Visibly Lowered Onto ...
BRITISH PM Boris Johnson had been in the middle of a speech angrily denying claims that his government would sell ... -
Prince Andrew Forced To Walk Naked Through London As Woman With Bell Chants ‘Shame’
THE Royal Family have brokered a deal with the public to finally put this whole ‘Prince Andrew Was Good Friends ...
