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“But I Still Get Paid, Right?”
“So I step down from whatever it is I’m meant to be doing, but I still get paid?” Prince Andrew ... -
British Electorate Clear Loser In First Leaders Debate
AS BLUSTERING continues over the identity of the party leader that ‘came out on top’ in ITV’s leaders’ debate between ... -
Jacob Rees-Mogg To Be Set On Fire To Test His Theory
CONSERVATIVE MP Jacob Rees-Mogg will today put his incendiary claim that he would have had ‘more common sense’ than the ... -
Lady Of The Black Rod Resumes Day Job With Dyno-Rod
SARAH Clarke, also known as Lady Usher Of The Black Rod, the ceremonial face of British parliament and a key ... -
British Soldier Has No Idea He’ll Soon Be Screaming At Elderly Belfast Woman To ‘Get ...
A BRITISH SOLDIER from Swindon is reportedly completely unaware he will be pointing a gun at an elderly woman in ... -
Johnson Led Astray By Older World Leader Who Said Groping Women Was Okay
TAKING A break from suggesting glass hammers and chocolate teapots could be potential solutions to the Irish border issue, prime ... -
Tragedy As Downing St. Dog Eats Johnson’s Brexit Deal Plans
TRAGEDY HAS struck the British government at the pivotal moment when Boris Johnson should have finally been able to celebrate ... -
Theresa May Opens Zumba Class
FAR from the frail-looking woman who resigned as prime minister in July, the Theresa May who met WWN outside her newly-opened Zumba ... -
Court Rules It’s Illegal For Johnson To Be That Big Of A Twat
SCOTTISH JUDGES have ruled that British prime minister Boris Johnson’s recent conduct, which has included lying to parliament, the public ... -
Johnson Presented With ‘Irish History For Complete Fucking Morons’ During Dublin Visit
BORIS JOHNSON’S brief visit to Dublin was dominated by his inability to form coherent sentences regarding the border and no ... -
Bankrupt, Recently Dumped Man With Only Days To Live Glad He’s Having Better Week Than ...
A TERMINALLY ill man whose wife left him for his own brother has spoken of how he counts his blessings ... -
LIVE UPDATES: The Slow Disintegration Of The United Kingdom
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