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Johnson Almost Well Enough To Be Made Fun Of Again, Confirm Reports
THE POSITIVE news that PM Boris Johnson is now sitting up in bed, potentially making important steps toward a recovery, ... -
“Keep Calm & Carry On” Johnson Tells Room Full Of Corpses
EVOKING the daring-do of the great generation that survived World War II, but won’t survive him, Britain’s PM Boris Johnson ... -
“We’re Taking This Seriously” Johnson Confirms From Pub, 6 Pints In
“WE’RE making every effort to limit this spread, businesses will be supported, just practice social distancing,” confirmed UK PM Boris ... -
The Boris Johnson Guide To Handling A Pandemic
WITH the vast majority of leaders of countries currently battling the spread of the Covid-19 virus following all the World ... -
Wills & Kate Visit, Day Three: Stop Reading This Shit, You’re Better Than This
STEP AWAY from the Mail Online, step away from social media. You’re better than this, you may have convinced yourself ... -
Priti Patel Leaves Carcass Of Dead Civil Servant On Doorstep Of Number Ten
IN THE ATTEMPT to show fealty to her master at Number 10 Downing Street, Britain’s Home Secretary, Priti Patel, returned ... -
William & Kate Visit To Go Ahead Despite Nobody Giving A Fuck
THE visit to Ireland of the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge is to press ahead, in direct opposition to evidence ... -
UK’s New Immigration Points System Revealed
AN AUSTRALIAN style ‘points based system’ for immigration is set to be implemented in a post-Brexit Britain, Boris Johnson’s government ... -
Mooching Next Door Neighbours Pop Over For Free Dinner Again
THE Irish people’s famed generosity and patient tolerance towards unwanted guests is to be tested yet again this Spring, after ... -
Ireland & Britain Switch Places As Brexit Takes Effect
WITH the passing of Brexit Day has come the first of a number of required measures being implemented by the ...
