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Boris & Leo’s Phone Call: The Full Transcript
A TENSE FEW days in the history of Anglo-Irish relations drew to a close with the news that British PM ... -
Johnson Booed By Inebriated Scottish Junkies Munching On Deep Fried Mars Bars
FRESH from being embarrassed by protesters as he met with Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon in Scotland, British PM Boris ... -
Ireland Fucked, UK Fucked, The North Fucked, Everything Fucked
THE last remaining shreds of optimism surrounding the fate of Ireland following Brexit have been swept away by a tsunami ... -
Johnson Names ‘Soldier F’ As Northern Ireland Secretary
IN A LAST minute reshuffle of his first cabinet British PM Boris Johnson has named controversial ‘Soldier F’ as the ... -
Johnson Cabinet A Who’s Who Of Amoral & Incompetent Bastards
CLEARLY not happy with the current pace of the disintegration of the United Kingdom, newly installed prime minister Boris Johnson ... -
Britain Wondering What It Did In Previous Life To Deserve This
As Britain wondered aloud about what it must have done in a previous life to deserve having Boris Johnson installed ... -
Britain Diagnosed With Malignant Tumour
A DOCTOR performing a routine check up on the land mass of the United Kingdom has sadly revealed she has ... -
Boris Johnson Some Craic, All The Same
BORIS Johnson’s bid for prime minister of Britain has taken a turn for the better in the last 24 hours, ... -
Johnson Can’t Get Smell Of Northern Ireland Off Clothes
TORY leader hopeless Boris Johnson has run up at £30,000 dry cleaning bill after failing to get the putrid stench ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Jeremy Hunt
THE race to become leader of the Conservative Party has been whittled down to just two candidates, The Right Honourable Boris ... -
“Some Poor People Will Have To Die” Johnson Unveils Hard Brexit Pledge
TORY leadership favourite Boris Johnson unveiled his ‘do or die’ plans for Brexit which were warmly received by the very ... -
The Truth Behind The Johnson Argument
THIS PAST weekend saw Tory leadership favourite Boris Johnson being systematically targeted by the gutter press who will stop at ...
