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Tory Contest Down To Final Two Incompetents
THE Tory leadership is entering its final, deeply disconcerting and depressing stages as party MPs have selected Boris Johnson and ... -
Johnson Still Favourite To Become Last Ever Prime Minister Of Britain
DESPITE his reluctance to partake in televised debates and wilfully expose his avarice and ineptitude before the British public Boris ... -
The Fucking Brits Are Really Going To Do It
DESPITE all available facts which should act as a deterrent, the fucking Brits are really entering into the finals stages ... -
Ranking The Tory Leadership Candidates
IN A CROWDED field of would-be prime ministers, the candidates for the leadership of the Conservative party are struggling to ... -
Theresa May Asks Tory Party For Resignation Extension
TODAY was supposed to mark the day Theresa May resigned her position as leader of the Tory Party, thus sparking ... -
Britain To Get Back Onto Brexit As Soon As Game Of Thrones Is Over
THERESA May has confirmed that her government will get back into the ‘heavy lifting’ of Brexit once all distractions are ... -
5 Things We Learned From May’s Talks With Corbyn
DEPENDING on who you speak to the sight of Theresa May reaching out to Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is either ... -
“Disorder, Disorder”
SCREAMING the word over and over again for what must be three years, House of Commons speaker John Bercow begged ... -
Boris As Prime Minister: What That 24 Hours Would Look Like
AS the influential ERG wing of the Conservative party continues to insist they could provide a viable successor to the ... -
Solve Brexit By Answering These 5 Simple Questions
THERE HAS NEVER been a more important time for those across the water to pool their collective intellect in bid ... -
Theresa May Wakes Up With David Cameron In Shower
BRITISH Prime Minister Theresa May was startled this morning as she woke from a deep sleep to find former Prime Minister ... -
Brits Long For The Days When Only Half The World Hated Them
THE British population are today looking fondly back at long-distant memories of a time when the whole world didn’t despise ...
