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Britain To Build 300ft Fan For Shit To Hit
EAGER to stay ahead of the ramifications of their impending exit from the EU, the government of Great Britain have ... -
The Queen Growing Out Her Cocaine Nail
SETTING ASIDE a lifetime of trying to preserve Britain’s air of dignity, Queen Elizabeth II is finally dropping the repressed ... -
“Keep Me Out Of This”: Spirit Of The Blitz Breaks Silence
“I KEEP seeing my name trending on Twitter and I’m like Christ, what are they saying about me now?” mused ... -
Johnson Announces £2.1bn Irish Reunification Funding
CASUALLY referred to by his government as a ‘£2.1 billion No Deal and hard border funding package’, the measures contained ... -
Boris & Leo’s Phone Call: The Full Transcript
A TENSE FEW days in the history of Anglo-Irish relations drew to a close with the news that British PM ... -
Johnson Booed By Inebriated Scottish Junkies Munching On Deep Fried Mars Bars
FRESH from being embarrassed by protesters as he met with Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon in Scotland, British PM Boris ... -
Ireland Fucked, UK Fucked, The North Fucked, Everything Fucked
THE last remaining shreds of optimism surrounding the fate of Ireland following Brexit have been swept away by a tsunami ... -
Johnson Names ‘Soldier F’ As Northern Ireland Secretary
IN A LAST minute reshuffle of his first cabinet British PM Boris Johnson has named controversial ‘Soldier F’ as the ... -
Johnson Cabinet A Who’s Who Of Amoral & Incompetent Bastards
CLEARLY not happy with the current pace of the disintegration of the United Kingdom, newly installed prime minister Boris Johnson ... -
Britain Wondering What It Did In Previous Life To Deserve This
As Britain wondered aloud about what it must have done in a previous life to deserve having Boris Johnson installed ...