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Brexit: Here’s All The Embarrassing Things Britain Has Done In The Last 24 Hours
THE RECENT months have presented an overwhelming deluge of random acts of British political ignorance that has been incredibly hard ... -
Rees Mogg Straps Steam Powered Explosive To Chest, Demands Worst Brexit Possible
STUDIOUSLY fanning steam up a copper tube via a Victorian era foot pump, Jacob Rees Mogg has finally snapped, insisting ... -
“Rather Her Than Me” Insists Cameron Sipping Cocktail On Beach
LOOKING like a man with none of weight of the world on his shoulders, former British prime minister David Cameron ... -
May Interrupts Brexit Speech To Bring You The Following Information About Brain Force +
BELEAGUERED British prime minister Theresa May Has taken to the floor in the House Of Commons and issued what appears ... -
We Teach This Parrot To Make More Sense Than Boris Johnson
WHILE the media and card carrying members of the I’ve More Money Than Sense club paid to attend Dublin’s Pendulum ... -
“We Shall Fight Ourselves On The Beaches” Confirms May
EMBATTLED prime minister of Britain Theresa May has come out fighting following the news she will face a motion of ... -
Britain Definitely Not Sure Exactly What It Sort Of Doesn’t Want
THERE has never been a clearer declaration delivered by the collective will of the people then when people across Britain ... -
May Delays Brexit Vote Until Dani & Jack Sort Things Out
INSISTING the embarrassing deferral of the vote on the Withdrawal Agreement wasn’t postponed because she knew a damaging, career-ending loss ... -
7 Things That Will Happen If May’s Brexit Deal Is Rejected
AS is looking likely, Theresa May’s Brexit deal will be voted down by the Houses of Parliament tomorrow during the ... -
May’s Brexit Legal Advice Just Head Exploding Emojis
AFTER days of rebel Tory MPs and the Labour party pressuring the British prime minister Theresa May to release the ... -
Bank Of England Advises Britons To Melt Down Their Gold Fillings
OUTLINING the best case scenario in the event of Brexit occurring the Bank of England has advised Britons to melt ... -
DUP To Reject Any Deal That Doesn’t Involve The Queen Breastfeeding Them
AS BRITISH PM Theresa May battles for her political life in the House of Commons, facing off opposition to a ...
