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Brexit Revealed To Be Performance Art
“GOTCHA” laughed Theresa May, at a special press conference today where the entire ‘Brexit’ project was revealed to be a ... -
“I’m Just Happy To Be Alive & Used As A Political Pawn” – Yulia Skirpal
SOURCES close to Yulia Skirpal have confirmed that she’s ‘relieved and happy’Â after surviving a nerve agent attack, which only comes ... -
Where Are They Now? The Brexit Bus
THE BUS slogan that will live in infamy: ‘We send the EU £350 million a week, let’s fund our NHS ... -
“If It Was Us, He’d Be Dead”
RUSSIAN President Vladimir Putin has broken his silence today following a nerve agent attack on former Russian spy and double ... -
Russians Guilty Until Proven Guilty
THE international community has agreed to adopt a ‘guilty until proven guilty’ stance towards Russia in relation to the nerve-agent ... -
British Army Torture Not Torturey Enough To Be Considered Torture, Court Rules
THE EUROPEAN COURT of Human Rights (ECHR) has rejected the assertion that the 14 men, known otherwise as the ‘Hooded ... -
Lovin’ Moscow: We Try Out Our Very Own Lethal Nerve Agent
HEY there, and welcome to Lovin’ Moscow. Got something special planned for one of your former comrades who now lives ... -
Putin To Explain Spy Attack After He Stops Laughing
CALLED on by British prime minister Theresa May to explain how a former Russian spy was poisoned by the nerve ... -
Idiot Proof Guide To Ireland For British Politicians
IN A BID to help British politicians who continually flounder in their attempts to gain a grasp on Ireland, as ... -
Former Russian Spy Can’t Believe He Fell For The Old ‘Unknown Substance’ Trick
FORMER Russian double-agent and current rapidly-dying-man Sergei Skripal is kicking himself that he got caught out with the old ‘poisoned ... -
Theresa May Just 49 Brexit Speeches Away From Having Brexit Plan
BRITISH PM Theresa May is estimated to be just 49 highly anticipated speeches on her Brexit strategy away from having ... -
Aid Arrives In Britain As Fried Chicken Shortage Crisis Worsens
THE British government has urged citizens to remain calm following a nationwide shortage of KFC fried chicken this week, which ...
