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“14 Dead Bodies Insufficient Evidence,” Confirm British Government
AFTER learning that Northern Ireland’s Public Prosecution Service will prosecute just one of 16 British soldiers for their involvement in ... -
Britain Shits In Hands & Claps
SOURCES close to the formerly Great Britain have intimated this may be the 17th time this week that the unhinged ... -
New IRA Ordering Bombs From Wish.Com
THE FLEDGLING terrorist organisation known as IRA 2019 has claimed responsibility for a number of suspect devices posted to addresses ... -
We Speak To Tommy Robinson’s Girlfriend Nasreen Bukhari
TOMMY ROBINSON made yet more headlines this week after he was banned from Facebook and Instagram. An enigmatic and divisive ... -
Jeremy Corbyn Wakes From 2-Year Coma
BRITAIN is still experiencing the aftershocks of a political earthquake following Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn’s sudden awakening from a coma ... -
Exhausted British Voters Quit British Politics
RESPONDING to the news 8 Labours MPs and 3 Tory MPs have quit their parties to form the Independent Group ... -
EU Leaders Switch Off Lights, Hide Behind Couch After May Rings Doorbell
“MERDE!” The words of French president Emmanuel Macron as he spied Theresa May walking up a Brussels driveway shortly before ... -
‘The Troubles’ Renamed ‘Bloody Fucking War’ So The Brits Finally Understand
IN AN EFFORT to help the reality of the UK, Northern Ireland and Ireland’s shared history really set in for ... -
Britain Enters ‘Holding Hands In Toy Story 3’ Stage Of Brexit
BRITAIN has officially entered the part in the Brexit process which can be illustrated by the scene in animated classic ... -
May Proposes ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ Approach To Irish Border
THERESA May will use today’s visit to Northern Ireland as an opportunity to propose a number of as-yet-untested solutions to the thorny ... -
Brits Fucking Deaf Or Something
APPROXIMATELY 51.9% of the British population are to be booked in for hearing tests over the next 57 days or ... -
British Parliament Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act
UNLOADING 650 straitjackets out of the back of vans which had the name of a nearby mental institution written on ...
