Tag: britain

Harry & Meghan: What’s Really Going On

NOT informing the Queen in advance? Bitter Palace rows. The Daily Mail claiming the number ‘666’ is visible on the scalp of Meghan Markle? With the intrigue, rumours and wild speculation at its peak, WWN gets to the bottom of the only issue worth occupying the world’s interest at this fairly quiet lull in news… Read more »

Johnson Spray Paints ‘Foreigners Out’ On No. 10 As Part Of Rousing Victory Speech

HERALDED by the British media as something rivaling Banksy, and that asked ‘fair and genuine questions’, newly emboldened Tory leader and PM Boris Johnson has spray painted ‘Foreigners Out’ on a wall to rapturous applause. “Let’s get racism, inequality and absolutely fucking the poor ‘done’,” Johnson said to cheers, repeating a version of his incredibly… Read more »

House Private, Family Flowers Only

THE death has occurred of the United Kingdom, peacefully at its residence after a long battle with a deep, deep sickness. The UK had been on life-support since 2016, when deep divides between England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland began to grow, forcing the British government into a coma-like state, where it remained until yesterday’s… Read more »

Johnson Leads Latest Poll After Ploughing JCB Into Hospital Full Of Sick Children

THE Conservative Party have maintained a healthy lead in the polls ahead of tomorrow’s general election, despite a misfiring PR stunt that saw British PM Boris Johnson slam into a children’s hospital with a specially decorated JCB digger. The stunt was supposed to be a reprisal of yesterday’s ‘Get Brexit Done’ exhibition piece, but with… Read more »