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God Just Being A Prick By Making Weather “Colder Than It Looks”
“WATCH, watch, watch… he’s reaching for his coat but then he says ‘nah, it looks alright’, and out he goes! ... -
Scientists Confirm Discovery Of Most Irish Thing Ever
A GROUP of scientists in Trinity College Dublin have made what has been described as the most significant discovery in ... -
WWN Profiles: Tim Cook
AS the EU’s ruling against Apple in a tax case continues to dominate the headlines, WWN takes a closer look ... -
Local Student Reluctantly Accepts 2nd Round CAO Offer For Some Shite He Doesn’t Want To ...
THE WATERFORD town of Ardmore was the scene of next to no celebrations as student Dermot Higgins received his second ... -
Pensioners Storm Offices Of RTÉ Demanding The Return Of Teletext
A GROUP of violent pensioners have stormed RTÉ buildings in Donnybrook demanding that teletext be returned to their televisions immediately. ... -
Heaven Missing A Record Number Of Angels, According To Local Creep
ESTIMATES on the number of angels missing from Heaven has been revised thanks to the hard work of one Waterford ... -
Local Woman Wants You To Delete This
LOCAL internet patroller Janet Hendricks has expressed annoyance that an article she disliked online has yet to be deleted, despite ... -
Irish People Under The Impression Government Would Spend Apple’s €13bn On Them
IN yet another example of how Irish people are the most naive species in the known universe, a new poll ... -
Commuters Forced To Find Alternative Ways To Be Late As Dublin Bus Strike Looms
COMMUTERS in Dublin are faced with the unenviable task of finding a service that matches Dublin Bus for the time ... -
Government To Ignore Latest iOS Update
MINISTER for finance Michael Noonan has clicked ‘close’ on a recent update from Apple, claiming that it’s probably unnecessary and ...