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Lowry Knows ‘Just The Man’ To Help Pay His Legal Bills
FORMER Fine Gael minister Michael Lowry has spoken out for the first time since losing a High Court challenge to ... -
Irish Men Named Ugliest In The World In Piece Of Shit, Stupid Survey
THE men of Ireland have been ranked the ugliest in the world by some stupid fucking survey, observed the Nation’s ... -
Man Finally Allowed To Sit Up Late And Watch The X-Files
THERE was unbridled sci-fi joy for one Waterford man last night, as he finally got the opportunity to sit up ... -
Banking Inquiry Report Confirms The ECB Are A Pack Of Cunts
THE Banking Inquiry report, which is to be published in full today will conclude that the ECB are a pack ... -
Alan Kelly Issued Award For Record Number Of Fuck Ups As A Government Minister
SURPASSING all previous records held by multiple minister in different departments, minister for the environment Alan Kelly was handed an ... -
“It’s Time You Lot Got Over This Whole 800 Years Thing” – Queen Elizabeth II
ONE gets it, it wasn’t the Empire’s finest 800 years, but honestly chill out WRITES Queen Elizabeth II One is ... -
‘Anti-Politician’ Bars Installed Outside Homes Across Ireland
THE implementation of “anti-politician” bars outside homes across the country has been welcomed by many as a small step in ... -
Michael Lowry Paraded Around Tipperary In Golden Throne By Locals
ESTIMATES put the crowd at 200,000 strong for Michael Lowry’s annual parade through Thurles as he kick-started his reelection campaign ... -
Society Would Trade Everything For Quieter Bin Lorries
A NEW study has shown that mankind would trade the technological advancements that allow every human being on this planet ... -
Amazing: This Man’s Anxiety Issues Were Completely Eradicated After His Friend Told Him To Relax
THE debilitating anxiety issues that have plagued one Waterford man for most of his adult life were completely cured yesterday, ... -
Orgies, Raves & Setting The Poor On Fire: Inside The Fine Gael Ard Fheis
WHILE there was a huge and visible media presence at Fine Gael’s annual ard fheis, no one got closer to ... -
Facebook To Construct New Data Centre As Ireland’s Selfie Capacity Reaches Breaking Point
THE construction of a new Facebook data centre in Meath, at a cost of €200 million, has been precipitated by ...
