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“Just Announce The Fucking Election Date Already” Nation Shouts At Taoiseach
A FRUSTRATED and impatient Nation has begun to loudly shout in the direction of Taoiseach Enda Kenny, urging him to ... -
Late Late Lamb Describes Horror Of Meeting Tubridy
“THE cold, dead eyes… the pale, expressionless face… I’ll remember it for the rest of my life,” those were the ... -
Lifting Good Friday Ban Would Ruin Year’s Best Session, Say Purists
ALCOHOL purists and seasoned session heads have reacted badly to plans aimed at easing, or lifting the ban on selling ... -
Local Man Always Has Some Injury Or Another
DESPITE a fairly active lifestyle and a job that isn’t physically exerting, one Waterford man spends most of his time ... -
Thousand Of Emigrants Arrive Home After Rumours Of Abolishing Of USC
DUBLIN airport has clocked up record numbers of Irish ex-pats returning home this week, following news that the universal social ... -
College Student Gets Headstart On “Doing No Study” For This Year’s Exams
A STUDENT at Waterford IT has already begun not studying for his Summer exams, claiming to his friends that he ... -
Government Finally Lift Law On Compulsory Furry Hoods
A COMPULSORY law which forces hundreds of thousands of Irish men and women to wear jackets with furry hoods has ... -
Exhausted Nurse’s Breaking Point At Breaking Point
AN exhausted nurse working at Tallaght hospital’s A&E department in Dublin is fast approaching the breaking point of her breaking ... -
Dublin Girl Gets A Boyfriend In Time For Valentine’s Day
DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly has strategically placed herself in a new romantic relationship just in time to reap all the ... -
Dáil Passes Motion Of ‘She’s Alright I Suppose’ In Joan Burton
THE Tánaiste and Labour leader Joan Burton survived a motion of no confidence yesterday after the Dáil returned a vote ... -
Local Woman Resorts To Shredding Her Money As National Lottery Machines Malfunction
COUNTY Waterford mum Karen Power has resorted to shredding her money after spending hours trying to purchase lottery tickets for ... -
North Korea Receive €4 Billion Order From Ireland For Hangover Free Alcohol
FOLLOWING news of North Korea’s breakthrough invention of hangover free alcohol comes news of the largest import order ever carried ...
