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“All This New Job Business Is Getting Very Boring If You Ask Me” – Micheál ...
FOLLOWING the announcement of over 1,200 new jobs today, opposition leader Micheál Martin said he was getting very bored of ... -
Study Reveals Hoors Now 86% Cuter
NEWLY released census figures have revealed a startling increase in the cuteness of the average hoor, up a staggering 86% ... -
Outrage As Dole Claimants Revealed To Be Living The High Life In Dublin Hotel
VIEWERS watching a report on RTÉ last night were left outraged after it was revealed some social welfare claimants were ... -
Everyone Dying
FRESH reports from around the world have confirmed that the majority of, if not all people, are currently dying. Following ... -
Reader Offer: We Have This Week’s Winning Lotto Numbers To Give Away
HERE at WWN we never hesitate in offering our readers with the best offers and prizes going, and today is ... -
6-Year-Old Who Said ‘Fuck’ Must Have Learned It At School, Claim Parents
THE parents of a young Waterford boy who exclaimed “ah, what the fuck” while watching an episode of Paw Patrol ... -
Republicans Call For End To ‘Archaic’ Good Friday Agreement Killing Ban
REPUBLICANS have called on the Government to lift the ban on killing people as enforced by the Good Friday agreement, ... -
Scented Candle Hacks Family To Death
MANY people’s worst fears about scented candles since news of their cancer causing powers emerged have been realised after an ... -
Gerry Adams To Deliver Sinn Féin Ard Fheis Speech Dressed As Pádraig Pearse
LONG speculated details of Sinn Féin’s ardfheis have now been confirmed with news that Gerry Adams will deliver his main ... -
Huge Surge In Teenagers Exploiting Elderly Relatives For Facebook Photos
SUPPORT groups for the elderly have warned of an alarming increase in the number of older people being coerced into ... -
Emoji Illiteracy Amongst Irish Adults At All Time High
THERE has been a worrying increase in the number of Irish adults who are emoji illiterate, a new study has ... -
Local Man Can’t Work Out Percentages Despite 15 Years Of Maths At School
HAVING spent 15 of his 28 years on this earth at school, local man Ian Connolly should be more than ...
