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Nation Considering Voting For Whatever Party Offers Them The Most Money
THE NATION, clearly suffering from an aggressive form of memory loss, is seriously considering voting for whatever crowd offers them ... -
Sick Refugee Opts To Return To Syria For ‘Better Hospital Treatment’
A STUNNED Syrian refugee spoke of her horror upon first setting eyes on the squalid conditions patients at Beaumont Hospital ... -
BT Young Scientist Praised For Project Solving The Issue Of Why Bitches Always Be Trippin’
A 14-year-old pupil competing in this year’s BT Young Scientist competition has emerged as an early favourite for the overall ... -
Gardaà Unveil New Line Of Weaponry To Deal With Water Protesters
AN GARDA SÃochána have today unveiled a new line of weaponry for 2016 to help deal with the escalating number ... -
‘The Monk’ Requires One More Miracle To Become A Saint, Says Vatican
A SPOKESPERSON from the beatification committee in the Vatican has confirmed that Gerry ‘The Monk’ Hutch may be a candidate ... -
Government Plans To Raise Ireland By 500 Meters To Avoid Future Flooding
THE Irish Government has announced a massive €456bn project to raise the island of Ireland by as much as 500 ... -
VIDEO: Busker Handed 2-Year Prison Sentence For Murdering ‘Wonderwall’
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Dublin Airport Evacuated After Build Up Of Guinness Farts
HUNDREDS of people were briefly evacuated from Terminal 2 in Dublin Airport this morning after a series of Guinness farts engulfed ... -
Newgrange Broken
DOZENS of revellers attending the annual Winter Solstice at Newgrange in County Meath this morning have reported that the prehistoric ... -
Spire Finally Useful For Something
A PROMOTIONAL stunt by the makers of Star Wars The Force Awakens aimed at turning the Spire in Dublin into ... -
Children’s Rights Activists Call For Ban On ‘Santa’s Not Coming If You’re Bold’ Threat
SEVERAL leading children’s rights activist groups have today called for an out-right ban on ‘Santa’s not coming if you’re bold,’ threats, ... -
McGregor Victory Marked With Launch Of 2 Million Euro Commemorative Coin
THE IRISH Central Bank has released the first image of a commemorative two million euro coin to mark Conor McGregor winning ...
