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Underwater Divers Discover Long Lost City Of Athlone
DIVERS in county Westmeath claim to have discovered the long lost city of Athlone during a routine training exercise this ... -
Thousands Of Confused Culchies Congregate Outside Closed Clerys
O’CONNELL street is at a standstill today as a horde of confused culchies clawed at the shutters of the now-closed ... -
Splinter Farmer Group Declares Itself The “Real IFA”
A GROUP of dissident farmers calling itself the Real IFA has issued a statement in which it claims it will ... -
Unprovoked Attack By Gang Of Pensioners Leaves Teen Fighting For His Life
A VICIOUS mugging by a gang of up to 7 pensioners has left one teenage boy fighting for his life ... -
Outrage As Referendum On Same Sex Divorce Will Not Be Held Until 2055
DESPITE nationwide celebrations today among the LGBT community over the passing of the same-sex Marriage Act 2015, thousands of would ... -
Super Trawler Nets Inishmore
RESIDENTS of the island of Inishmore have been urged to remain vigilant after the entire island has been dragged 3oo ... -
Thousands Of Dealers Protest Drug Decriminalisation Over Job Fears
AROUND 20,000 street and wholesale drug dealers took to the streets of Dublin today to protest the Government’s proposal to ... -
Scientists Baffled By Mysterious Brain Functions Emitting From de Valera’s Cryogenic Tank
A TEAM of cryogenic scientists working at the top-secret laboratory which houses the bodies of Irish historical figures have announced ... -
Waterford Thief ‘Gutted’ Name Not In Top 200 Burglars List
AN EXPERIENCED Waterford thief has been left gutted by his omission from a Garda list of the Nation’s top 200 ... -
Homeless Families Starting To Suspect “Modular Homes” May Just Be A Fancy Name For Prefabs
FAMILIES currently living in emergency accommodation while waiting to be re-homed by Dublin County Council are starting to think they’re ... -
Bomb Squad Successfully Defuse 11-Year-Old’s Stash Of Black Cat Bangers
TRAFFIC conditions are returning to normal in Dublin this afternoon, after a large part of the northside was cordoned off ... -
‘Abortion Pill Bus’ Mows Down 17 Children En Route To Galway
SEEMINGLY confirming the worst fears of anti-abortion campaigners, a pro-choice group has warned Gardaà that they would be “foolish” to stop ...
