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Roddy Doyle’s Aul Lads Treated For Alcoholism
TWO elderly Dublin gentlemen who were made famous by author Roddy Doyle have been admitted to a rehabilitation clinic in ... -
Terminally Ill Man Accidentally Books ‘Youth In Asia’ Summer Camp Trip
A TERMINALLY Waterford man is kicking himself after accidentally booking a trip to a ‘Youth in Asia’ summer camp at ... -
Slightly Uneven Picture Frame In Local Cafe Driving Woman Slowly Insane
DUBLIN woman Shona Grogan is approaching the cusp of the precipice of the edge of complete and utter insanity in ... -
Sexy Girls Brought Here By Human Traffickers Are Waiting For Your Call Right Now
ALL across Ireland, sexy young ladies who were brought here by gangs of human traffickers are waiting for your sexy ... -
God Just Being A Prick By Making Weather “Colder Than It Looks”
“WATCH, watch, watch… he’s reaching for his coat but then he says ‘nah, it looks alright’, and out he goes! ... -
Scientists Confirm Discovery Of Most Irish Thing Ever
A GROUP of scientists in Trinity College Dublin have made what has been described as the most significant discovery in ... -
WWN Profiles: Tim Cook
AS the EU’s ruling against Apple in a tax case continues to dominate the headlines, WWN takes a closer look ... -
Local Student Reluctantly Accepts 2nd Round CAO Offer For Some Shite He Doesn’t Want To ...
THE WATERFORD town of Ardmore was the scene of next to no celebrations as student Dermot Higgins received his second ... -
Pensioners Storm Offices Of RTÉ Demanding The Return Of Teletext
A GROUP of violent pensioners have stormed RTÉ buildings in Donnybrook demanding that teletext be returned to their televisions immediately. ... -
Heaven Missing A Record Number Of Angels, According To Local Creep
ESTIMATES on the number of angels missing from Heaven has been revised thanks to the hard work of one Waterford ...