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Woman Knows Why She’s Mad But Does Her Boyfriend?
A CURRENTLY unfolding domestic dispute between Katie O’Byrne and her boyfriend Killian Hannon remains centred on the confusing issue of ... -
Student 5 Months Into Philosophy Course Disappears Up Own Hole
A FIRST year philosophy student currently attending UCD has disappeared up his own hole after becoming well versed in the ... -
Woman Would Floss After Brushing But The Fucking Effort Of It All
A LOCAL Waterford woman has confirmed that she would absolutely floss her teeth extensively in order to aid their chances ... -
Impending Global Recession Nothing To Worry About, Government Reassures
WITH sweat relentlessly dripping from his brow and forming an unsightly puddle at his feet, Taoiseach Enda Kenny reassured the ... -
New Leaving Cert Subject ‘Politics & Society’ To Gloss Over How Terrible Ireland Can Be
A WAVE of positivity greeted the news that a new subject will be available to students sitting their Leaving Cert ... -
Drunk Men In Smoking Area Form Unbreakable 30 Second Friendship
MOVING scenes observed by the general public were reported from the smoking area of D2 nightclub late last night, as ... -
Rugby ‘Fan’ Dusts Off World Cup Jersey Ahead Of 6 Nations Start
A DIEHARD occasional and seasonal rugby fan has dusted off his Irish rugby jersey ahead of Ireland’s opening 6 Nations ... -
Government Hike Trinity Sexual Consent Class Fees
THERE was further woe for cash-strapped students today, after the government announced that it would be imposing extra tuition fees ... -
Ireland Voted Best Little Country In The World To Abuse Children In
FOLLOWING the truly harrowing accounts of abuse suffered in a Waterford foster home, which affected over 40 children and the ... -
Plane Diverts To Shannon For The Craic
AIRPORT authorities in Shannon have uncovered a complicated conspiracy amongst commercial airplane pilots which has seen a record number of ... -
Outrage As Work Experience Kid Leaves Job The Same Time He Would Leave School
THERE was considerable anger among the staff at a prominent Dublin accountancy firm yesterday, after a transition year student currently ... -
Confirmed: Some Women Just Don’t Appreciate A Good Dick Pic
MEN hoping to attract a member of the opposite sex by sending unsolicited pictures of their genitals may have to ...
