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Child Abuse Makes Unwelcome Return To News After Week Off
AFTER a brief sojourn away from the headlines, the abuse of children has made its return to news bulletins and ... -
Government Hires Unspin Unit To Tackle Spin Unit Mistakes
THE government has acted decisively in a bid to stave off accusations that they have, in collusion with cash-strapped media ... -
Craic May Rise To 91, Fear Experts
THE hands of the craic doomsday clock have been moved forward by experts for the first time in nearly 20 ... -
Nurses Whinging Again
A SPOKESPERSON for the government and the HSE has expressed their dismay at the fact a social media post from ... -
Hairdresser Really Couldn’t Give A Fuck What You’re Doing At Weekend
WATERFORD stylist Emma Reilly has today exhaustively broken down mid-highlights, admitting to the woman who’s hair she was working on ... -
Lidl Looters Bail Significantly Less Than Looters Of Competing Supermarkets
IT has been revealed that the nine men accused of destroying a branch of Lidl during Storm Emma have been ... -
Police Investigate Angel Massacre
A SPECIALLY-formed unit of An Garda Síochana has been drafted in to help solve the mysterious circumstances surrounding the deaths ... -
Moving Scenes As Public Reunited With Their Local Pub After Storm Emma
IT WAS the moment they feared would never come again, but despite the paralysing horror that was the thought they ... -
“That Must Be Nice For Them” Says Local Woman Watching Muslim Kids Play In Snow
“SURE isn’t it probably their first time ever seeing snow, let alone playing in it?” marveled Waterford woman Ciara Shandling, ... -
Dublin Skiers Call For Own Traffic Lane
DUBLIN SKIERS have called on Dublin City Council to introduce a specially designated traffic lane for commuters skiing to work. ...