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Brolly To Shout Analysis Into Croke Park From Megaphone
AS THE REALITY of being axed from RTÉ’s All-Ireland football final replay coverage sets in, experts on the experts of ... -
The Beef Disputes Explained By A Lad In Work Who Was Half Listening To The ...
NOT WANTING to misrepresent a complex situation regarding an industry he has little to no knowledge of, one lad in ... -
Win! Dublin Gets Another Much Needed Soulless Hotel To Be Overcharged In
JUST WHEN you were worried Dublin wasn’t becoming a soulless vacuum quickly enough; one dominated by hotels, offices, identikit pubs ... -
Varadkar ‘Insufferable’ After Athena Remark Receives Praise
THE ALREADY insufferable Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has furthered strayed into the ‘can barely look at him without steam coming out ... -
Dose From School Springs 30th Birthday Invite Out Of Fucking Nowhere
LOCAL insufferable, Michael Fenning, has suddenly and inexplicably invited dozens for former school mates to his thirtieth birthday via a ... -
Johnson Presented With ‘Irish History For Complete Fucking Morons’ During Dublin Visit
BORIS JOHNSON’S brief visit to Dublin was dominated by his inability to form coherent sentences regarding the border and no ... -
4 Disaster Movies The Government Is Watching To Prepare For A Hard Brexit
AS IT becomes ever more apparent that Boris Johnson’s government is in such disarray that it can’t be counted on ... -
Parents Threaten To Make Kid Watch Ireland Game If He Doesn’t Behave
WATERFORD schoolkid Brendan Biron is under orders to be on his best behaviour today, under threat of the gravest punishment of ... -
Devil All Good For Landlord Souls, Cheers
THE purchasing department for Hell has issued a firm warning that it has met its quota for landlord souls for ... -
“You’re Not Fucking Banksy” Council Tells Rogue Graffiti Artists
GRAFFITI artists, who insist on defacing buildings with visually striking murals that draws attention to neglected areas or reinvigorates towns ...