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Some Bollocks In Tractor To Ruin Every Motorists Day Today
AN ABSOLUTE bollocks in a tractor has confirmed that he will set out around lunchtime to purposely annoy as many road ... -
Large Increase In Women Talking To Themselves While Doing Make-Up
THE curious phenomenon of women providing a running commentary for nobody in particular as they apply their makeup is on ... -
Couple Posting Pictures Of Their ‘Little Outdoor Adventures’ Told To Fuck Off
A LOCAL Waterford couple, who seem to spend their weekends engaged in ‘little adventures’, if photos they post on social ... -
Office Worker Probably Not Going To Mentally Start The Week Until Tomorrow
A DUBLIN office worker, who spent most of their weekend dreading going back to work is set to mentally check ... -
Local Teen Found Growing Spuds Behind His Ears
DOCTORS at Cork University Hospital have admitted to being baffled at a recent case involving a 14-year-old boy who was ... -
Local Mother Has Only One Pair Of Hands
A COUNTY Waterford woman revealed today she has only one pair of hands, leaving her unable to perform several tasks at once, ... -
Local Poser Only Uses Gym At Busiest Time
A LOCAL Waterford poser has been accused of only using his local gym at peak hours in order to maximise ... -
Guy Next To You In Toilet Cubicle Definitely Skinning Up
THE guy in the cubicle next to yours is definitely skinning up a fat one, the rustling of Rizla papers ... -
Local Man Breaks Hangover Record With Vicious 3-Day Bastard
THE 28-hour hangover record set by one Jimmy Gaherty in 2007 has finally been broken, after the Tramore native smashed his own ... -
Ireland Wishing It Could Blame Everyday Hate Crimes On Brexit Too
IN the aftermath of Britain’s vote to leave the EU, there was a reported rise in hate crimes, with many ...