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Clintons To Be Officially Sat Down And Told ‘It’s Over’
IN LIGHT of recent claims that the 2016 US election was rigged in three key states, a now panicked American public have ... -
“I Need Help, Please”: Kanye’s Latest Hilarious Rant
YEEZY is at it again! The eccentric rap icon has issued yet another one of his crazy, out-there rants in ... -
‘Leave Him, Leave Him… He Has To Learn’ Says Obama
OUTGOING US president Barack Obama is to take a hands-off, in-at-the-deep-end approach to the transition of power to the incoming ... -
EXCLUSIVE: We Made Up Some Shit About Rickshaw Drivers Selling Drugs
AN UNDERCOVER reporter from WWN’s Scandal Department was given bus fare to head up to Dublin and investigate claims that ... -
“Booze, Women & Little Shits” WWN Investigates The Life Of Shopping Centre Santas
BEHIND the joys of getting to sit on a chair all day and being encouraged to gain weight lies the ... -
Lucky Prick In Office Catches Winter Vomiting Bug
CORMAC Drehan has been labelled the luckiest man in Waterford this morning after his coworkers discovered he had it ‘coming ... -
Updated Nativity Set To Feature Palestinian Kid Taking Rifle Butt To Face
UPDATES have been made to the classic cast of the Christmas Nativity in a bid to make it more relevant ... -
Leave Your Car Running For 5 Minutes In The Morning To Warm Up, Advises Local ...
FEELING the chill the past few days? As the temperatures drop, you may find that your car is frosted over ... -
Hungover Pope Francis Shocked As Anyone About Latest Abortion Stance
SOURCES at the Vatican have confirmed that Pope Francis was as shocked as anyone today at the news that he ... -
Pippa O’Connor’s 5 Best Handbags For Farting In
THE practice of expelling flatulence into your handbag has saved millions of women across the world from certain embarrassment over the ...