INMATES in Ireland’s most notorious prisons are being asked to kindly stop throwing narcotics over walls and fences after it was found there were now more drugs in prison than on the outside. Prison security guards have admitted their hands are tied when it comes to dealing with the issue as there is not enough… Read more »
THAT nosy bitch sitting across from you in McDonald’s obviously has perfect fucking kids or else why would she be looking down on you like that, WWN can exclusively reveal. It is believed she has led a near perfect life thanks to her perfect kids, which has meant she has never had to throw the… Read more »
A GROUP of concerned parents have launched a campaign to see violent video game Mario Kart taken off shop shelves due to its link to hit and runs on Irish roads. “I walked in on my Andrew hurling a bomb at a car on the TV,” parent Fidelma O’Brien told WWN, “now what’s to stop… Read more »
IRELAND manager Martin O’Neill has admitted that an away draw against Poland this Sunday would be a good result, given the hostile atmosphere within the environs of the home side’s Aviva stadium. “When you’re not familiar with a stadium that has a hostile, vocal and passionate crowd baying for blood. It will be a shock… Read more »
A NOT really shocking new poll has revealed today that 63% of men fake caring about women faking orgasms. In a survey carried out by WWN, a staggering two thirds of males answered ‘I don’t give a toss’ when asked if they cared about a recent study that found 67% of women faked climaxing. “Why… Read more »
POLICE investigating the tragic Germanwings crash have reportedly discovered a copy of the Koran in a bookshop close to the home of co-pilot Andreas Lubitz, who is believed to have deliberately crashed the Airbus A320 into the French alps. The discovery gives investigators a much-needed link to Islamic extremism in their quest to explain why… Read more »
FORMER One Direction band member Zayn Malik has broken his silence this evening stating that he couldn’t bear another second of “those idiotic fans”. Malik, best known for his ability to deliver a prearranged pattern of sounds using his vocal chords, told WWN in an exclusive interview in London today that he was “sick to… Read more »
THE long ignored and vital role of mothers in Irish society will finally get the recognition it deserves this evening at the Hero Awards in Dublin Castle. Specifically, mothers that breastfeed their children will receive medals from President Michael D Higgins, but, those mothers trying to gain access to the ceremony that have not breastfed… Read more »
