FAMOUS Irish movie star Saoirse Ronan has been ejected from the after party of the 2019 Met Gala, after staff discovered that the Carlow native was topping up her drink with several concealed naggins of Huzzar vodka. Ronan, famous for her roles in Brooklyn and Mary, Queen Of Scots, raised the suspicions of bar staff… Read more »
NEWS that some 5,000 Bangladeshi garment workers are involved in ongoing strikes runs the serious risk of making you feel profoundly guilty in the role you play in the world when you pick up a dress for €5 in any number of well regarded high street shops. WWN is here to help you stave off… Read more »
OMG Penneys have done it again! Who doesn’t love a bargain at everyone’s favourite retail outlet? And Penneys have pulled it out of the bag again with this unreal looking dress for a fraction of what it costs in every other shop and let’s just not ask ourselves how ‘cus well, ya know! We love…. Read more »
THE UNDERBOOB was everywhere in 2018, dominating candid selfies, red carpet fashion parades, while taking up prime real estate in movies, TV shows and music videos, but that’s all set to end as we edge into 2019 because toe cleavage is where the sexy is at. Expressing your sexuality? Just being yourself without a care… Read more »
A LOCAL DUBLIN woman’s predilection for hot and steamy thoughts about affordable and stylish homeware which would really transform her apartment and give the place a distinct personality and style, has admitted to vigorously masturbating to the Penneys homeware range when the mood strikes. “For some people it’s Chris Hemsworth’s abs, for others it’s Cillian… Read more »
WITH Topshop owner Philip Green named in the British Parliament as the man at the centre of a gagging order on the press surrounding claims of bullying, racism and sexual harassment, many shopping fans have voiced their anger. Speaking as one, with a loud voice many avid shoppers and fans of the trendy Topshop outlet… Read more »
RIHANNA’S SHOWSTOPPING Met Gala look needs no introduction at this stage, ‘RiRi’ absolutely slayed it in her stunning Maison Margiela dress which nodded to the Papal crown, and now thanks to Penneys shoppers can get their hands on a knock-off for just 5 euros. Praise be! While Rihanna bedazzled in her bejeweled crown and straight… Read more »
LOCAL man Kenneth Guiney has expressed utter disbelief as to how his girlfriend’s haircut cost eighty euro, especially as it now looks just as long as it did this morning. Jennifer O’Lennon headed to get her hair done in town this morning at 11, before arriving back to the Tramore apartment she shares with Guiney… Read more »
LOCAL woman Grainne Kelly has exclusively revealed to WWN that thanks to the horribly stuffy work space she calls an office combining with the unforgiving heat, her body is currently made up of 67%. The Dublin office worker was first subjected to becoming a gloopy assemblage of limbs and liquid upon entering the city centre… Read more »
AMONGST the toughest tasks in life, next to giving birth and pretending to be interested in seeing photos from your elderly aunt’s holiday in Greece, is choosing the right sort of bridesmaid that won’t outshine you in your wedding photos. How can you tactically ask someone to be your bridesmaid who you aren’t all that… Read more »