Category: Style

Local Woman Masturbates To Thought Of Penneys Homeware Range

A LOCAL DUBLIN woman’s predilection for hot and steamy thoughts about affordable and stylish homeware which would really transform her apartment and give the place a distinct personality and style, has admitted to vigorously masturbating to the Penneys homeware range when the mood strikes. “For some people it’s Chris Hemsworth’s abs, for others it’s Cillian… Read more »

Local Woman Currently 67% Sweat

LOCAL woman Grainne Kelly has exclusively revealed to WWN that thanks to the horribly stuffy work space she calls an office combining with the unforgiving heat, her body is currently made up of 67%. The Dublin office worker was first subjected to becoming a gloopy assemblage of limbs and liquid upon entering the city centre… Read more »