Mars To Sue Moon For Copyright Infringement

LEGAL proceedings have been brought against Earth’s only natural satellite, the moon, which is at the centre of accusations of copyright infringement made by the red planet, Mars. “Our clients believe the moon intentionally turned various shades of colours most closely associated with their brand early this morning, including red, orange and orangey-red in an… Read more »

Muslim Man Gives Mecca 2 Stars On Trip Advisor

THE obligatory once-in-a-lifetime trip to Mecca, the Saudi Arabian birthplace of Muhammed and holiest city in the Islamic faith, has failed to impress one Muslim lad who gave the trip only two stars on holiday review website TripAdvisor. Citing poor accommodation, overpriced restaurants and overcrowding as the main issues he had with his trip, Aamir… Read more »

Swiss Authorities Arrest Blatter After Disguising Themselves As Pile Of Cash In Sting Operation

SWISS authorities are believed to be celebrating this evening after finally getting their man, outgoing FIFA president Sepp Blatter after the success of an unprecedented sting operation. Jupp Hitz, an experienced member of the Zurich police force is believed to have disguised himself as a massive pile of cash, carefully placing himself in the foyer… Read more »

Family’s Grandfather Forgotten, But Not Gone

A GALWAY grandfather has reminded his extended family that he is not gone, but merely forgotten following three straight months of fuck all visitors. “Oh Jesus, I’m very much alive, despite my little pricks of sons seeming to forget it,” Fitzsimons confirmed. While families up and down the country lament sorrowfully at the loss of… Read more »