Woman’s Eyebrows Stopped Making Sense Years Ago

SLIGO native Niamh Healy’s eyebrows stopped making sense years ago, WWN can exclusively reveal today. Although for a number of years friends and family of the 23-year-old student have speculated privately as to what exactly was going on with her eyebrows, they have now collectively reached the conclusion that they make little to no sense…. Read more »

Father-Of-Three Mistakenly Given ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ Mug

A WATERFORD family are said to be in shock following the revelation that man of the house, father-of-three Jason Carney, was erroneously awarded the one-of-a-kind ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ mug. “I remember the ceremony like it was yesterday,” Jason told WWN recalling the morning of his birthday on the 11th of May which saw him honoured… Read more »

Doctors Baffled After Dublin Girl Turns Scarlet

DERMATOLOGICAL experts in one of Dublin’s leading hospitals are said to be “baffled” by a case in which a teenage girl appears to have turned completely red. The 17-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was admitted to the Mater Misericordiae hospital yesterday lunchtime, accompanied by several of her worried friends. Reports suggest that… Read more »