Category: BREAKING NEWS


Google Translate Launch ‘Culchie’ Option

AMERICAN multinational technology company, Google, has announced they are updating their search engine translate option this week with several new languages, including the rural Irish dialect of ‘Culchie’. In a brief but informative conference in California, CEO Larry Page said the company is expanding the Google translate feature to cater for lesser known languages contained… Read more »

William And Kate Tuck Into Royal Placenta

WITH the media furore surrounding the birth of the Royal Baby™ showing no signs of easing, Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton are finally getting around to frying up the baby’s placenta and having it for dinner. The Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to baby Charlotte Elizabeth Diana at 8:34 AM, weighing 8lbs 3oz,… Read more »

Aldi Delay Launch Of Own-Brand Cocaine After Police Seizure

SUPERMARKET giant Aldi have today announced further delays in the international roll out of their own-brand cocaine after German police seized as much as £11 million worth of the product. German and EU authorities have rejected Aldi latest attempt at introducing their own-brand cocaine to the market, the second such attempt in recent months as… Read more »

Scientists Discover Traces Of Life On Bruno Mars

THERE were jubilant scenes at NASA today after the triumphant success of a three-year project aimed at answering the question, “Is there life on Bruno Mars?” Researchers launched the unmanned probe in 2012 which orbited the popular singer before descending to his surface earlier this year. Data relating to the topography and biological make-up of… Read more »