Man Expresses Poorly Researched Opinion

A NATIONWIDE discussion has been sparked off the back of an opinion piece published in yesterday’s Irish Independent, which gave a Dublin man the opportunity to express poorly researched opinions while going completely unchallenged. Dublin footballer Ger Brennan spoke bravely from the heart as he listed countless inaccuracies, with a commitment to being honest which… Read more »

Taxidermied Margaret Thatcher Arrives At No.10 In Glass Case

BRITISH Prime Minister David Cameron unveiled a taxidermied Margaret Thatcher outside Number 10 Downing Street this morning to mark “a new old era in Tory politics”. At 10am, in front of a large media presence, the reelected Tory leader announced new powers to tackle radicalisation, saying the UK has been a “passively tolerant society” for… Read more »

Pub Chef Thinks He’s Gordon Fucking Ramsay Or Something

STAFF at Nero’s Bar in Waterford have claimed the pub’s head chef thinks he’s Gordon fucking Ramsay or something, despite only cooking basic carvery lunches for the last 13 years. Martin Brophy (37) was branded a ‘cunt’ by floor staff after yelling obscenities at them for the 1,245th consecutive workday in a row. “You’d swear… Read more »

Twink Donated To Wax Museum

THE Wax Museum in Dublin received a boost today as Irish entertainer Twink has been donated to the museum and will now become part of its permanent collection, WWN has learned. Twink, the real name Adele King, has been one of Ireland’s most beloved entertainers and is set to be a big draw for tourists… Read more »

Google’s Self Driving Car Commits First Hit & Run

AFTER reports that Google’s road testing of its self-driving car technology has resulted in 11 accidents since commencing, comes yet more shocking news. Police in New Jersey are said to be looking for a self-driving Google car in connection with a late-night hit and run near the Jersey turnpike. Google has said they will offer… Read more »