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Pope Now Into 8th Hour Of Hearing Taoiseach’s Confession
AN exhausted looking Pope Francis has entered the 8th hour of hearing Taoiseach Enda Kenny’s confession as part of the ... -
4 Things Santa Does With His 364 Days Off
SANTA Claus’s huge feat of endurance and logistical prowess on Christmas Eve only takes up one night of the year. ... -
Facebook Now A Fucking Car Boot Sale Or Something
NOT content with being the most powerful and successful social media platform in the world, Facebook has implemented a series ... -
Experts Calculate Exact Amount Of Drink You Need To Get Through The Christmas
NUMBER-crunching drink researchers have issued an intrinsic guide to alcohol consumption ahead of the festive season, with pointers as to ... -
Vatican Release New Relocatr App Which Helps Relocate Troublesome Priests
CELEBRATING their new suite of interactive and terribly modern apps, the Vatican has followed up the release of Sindr, an ... -
Trump Refuses To Leave Room After Hearing He Can’t Launch Nuclear Weapon At Inauguration
“GO AWAY, go away, no, I’m not listening, go away” THE words of president-elect Donald Trump as he locked himself ... -
‘Man Slips On Ice On RTÉ’ Warning Issued By Met Éireann
THE country has been plunged into chaos as Met Éireann issued its most severe ice and frost warning this morning, ... -
Touching Moment Police Present Tear Gas To Native Americans For Thanksgiving
NORTH Dakota Policemen have been praised for offering Native American Indians several hundred litres of tear gas in an emotional ceremony ... -
The WWN Black Friday Survival Guide
BOARD up your windows folks, that time of year is upon us again; Black Friday, the most dreaded of days ...