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Man Thinks He’s Getting Away With Dying His Hair

ONE LOCAL man is barely retaining his grip on reality after it has emerged he actually thinks people are buying the luscious black locks he’s sporting on his head as being 100% natural. Darren Coman (35) has spent several years now dying his hair an unnatural and disturbing shade of dark, dark purple, mistakenly believing… Read more »

‘MeToo’ Claims Another Innocent Man Brought Down By Multiple Victims & Verifiable Accounts

SINCE the so-called #MeToo era emerged, the same regrettable pattern has replicated itself; innocent men in the entertainment industry are framed thanks to long standing rumours everyone was aware of, admissions of their own guilt and verified accounts of abusive behaviour. Each day, the feminist agenda reaches a new low in its attempts to bring… Read more »

World Urges Capable Politicians With Sensible Hair To Come Forward

A SHORTAGE of intelligent politicians with sensible haircuts has led to the declaration of a ‘worldwide emergency’ and the launch of an international appeal. “Initially we didn’t think wild hair mattered. Why couldn’t unconventionally coiffured politicians be intelligent? But evidently it’s the surest sign we have yet that you’re more likely to find signs of… Read more »