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Sláintecare Head Quits In Sure Sign Healthcare Reforms Going Well
WITH WELL publicised waiting lists stretching on for longer than the Lord of the Rings Directors Cut DVD boxset, the ... -
Pregnant Woman To Deliver Child Indoors In Pub So Partner Can Attend Birth
AFTER her pleas with a maternity hospital fell on deaf ears an enterprising mother-to-be has decided to give birth in ... -
“I Tried To Warn Them” Dog In The Street Says Of Maternity Hospital Issues
AS THE government finally discovers potentially huge issues with the governance and ownership of the proposed site for the new ... -
Going On Joe Duffy Still Quickest Way To Get Child Urgent Specialist Care
WITH the news that more than 100,000 children are waiting for hospital treatment due to historic dysfunction and a shortage ... -
Who’s Responsible For The HSE Hack? We Investigate
THE OBVIOUS answer as to what type of person or group that has hacked into the HSE’s IT system and ... -
What Your Life Would Look Like Now If Coronavirus Hadn’t Fucked Everything Up
A DISRUPTION to modern life the likes of which we’ve never seen before and may never see again, many people ... -
Government Celebrate International Nurses Day With Traditional Trolley Crisis
MARKING this International Nurses Day on the 12th of May, the government has sought to help bring healthcare workers back ... -
Maternity Hospitals To Ease Restrictions & Allow Partners To Attend Conception Of Child
RESPONDING to calls from pregnant women for maternity hospitals to ease restrictions over partners attendance at scans and births, hospitals ... -
Man Ruptures, Strains & Tears Everything After First Attempt To Exercise In 3 Years
PAIN on a level which allegedly makes childbirth look like a piece of piss has left local man Martin Daly ... -
Tony Holohan Offers Online Critics One Good Swing At Him, If They Have The Fucking ...
CHIEF Medical Officer Tony Holohan has penned an emotional open letter to his hordes of online detractors, assuring them that ...