THE UK SUPREME Court’s rejection of an appeal from human rights campaigners over Northern Ireland’s abortion laws has given the Yes voting people of Ireland just the 4,567th opportunity to tut dismissively in the direction of Northern Ireland, decrying how it’s a shame it can’t be as astoundingly progressive as the Republic. Very modern, progressive,… Read more »
ONE of the hundreds of patients currently lying on a trolley in an A&E unit in Ireland at the moment has taken to social media to ask Minister For Health Simon Harris if there was any chance that he’d take the energy and drive that he put into the campaign to repeal the 8th amendment and… Read more »
SWOOPING in at the last minute to take all of the credit that doesn’t belong to him, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has heralded the successful campaign to repeal the 8th amendment by appearing in front of the world’s leading media agencies in a bid to make it look like this was all his idea, WWN can… Read more »
COURAGEOUS No Side martyr John Waters has been erected on the side of the iconic Sugarloaf mountain by a group of John Waters supporters, after the columnist was unfairly asked questions in an interview by broadcaster Eamon Dunphy. The 100ft tall Waters structure is a cry from the Sugarloaf to leave Mr. Waters alone, after… Read more »
CURRENTLY dead 1916 revolution leader Padraig Pearse has stepped forward to clarify his position on the upcoming referendum to repeal the 8th amendment, stating that he will leave the decision in the hands of those who are currently alive, namely the women and men of Ireland today. Although his image has recently been used on a… Read more »
IRISH doctors have heralded the evolution of some test subjects who have grown a second liver to compensate for their heavy drinking which was previously wreaking havoc on their bodies, WWN has learned. With 3 alcohol related deaths occurring in Ireland everyday, some heavy drinkers have accelerated the rate of their physiological evolution to grow… Read more »
FAMOUS mountain and landmark Ben Bulben, which has its own thoughts, has been left red faced after it was discovered it hadn’t registered in time to vote in the upcoming referendum, this after it went to the trouble of writing a large ‘NO’ on itself. “Ah that is embarrassing, to go to that trouble to… Read more »
UNIVERSALLY recognised as a safe pair of hands when it comes to hosting and running a debate on contentious issues, RTÉ has been handed the chance to plan a respectful debate on the most divisive issue of the day for next week’s Claire Byrne Live show. If you use the internet, thanks to a number… Read more »
A LOCAL Waterford man has been left perplexed by his current state of listlessness, which sees him more despondent and sombre than usual after a weekend of hard drinking that probably isn’t connected to that feeling at all. Cathal Browning (24), was barely able to drag himself out of bed this morning for work after… Read more »
IT’S ABOUT TIME! Plucky little Ireland has now joined the big leagues with the news that several fundraising pages belonging to various Yes campaign groups were hit with a DDoS attack from within Ireland. America’s 2016 elections had alleged Russian hacking, Britain’s Brexit referendum had the same and now Ireland has a sexy little threat… Read more »