Category: POLITICS

The Secret Minister – Freedom Of Information

█████████████████████████ but still our freedom of information bill has come under a lot scrutiny from sections of the biased media due to last minute additions. ████████████████████████████████████ couldn’t be further from the truth. To suggest that the public will be somewhat disenfranchised and ████ by the last minute changes is hogwash the Government has endevoured █████████████████████████████████████████… Read more »

The Secret Minister – Operation Smokescreen

I don’t know if it was the being assaulted by pensioners live on national TV outside Leinster House or the encouraging Young Fine Gael to attack the US Embassy in response to spying allegations but I think An Taoiseach may be questioning my abilities as a government minister. The chief whip had called to inform… Read more »

Million Mask March Attended By 179 People

 Just moments ago the gates of Leinster House were besieged by as many as 179 people affiliated with the shadowy Anonymous movement. The event, which is set to take place in cities across the world today, could see a like minded legion of people marching for ‘a more just, fair and free society’. Organisers of… Read more »

Cannabis Legalisation Bill Declared ‘Void’ After Ming Uses It For Roach Material

THE NEW Cannabis Legalisation Bill was declared ‘Void’ by the government today after Independent TD Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan accidentally ripped it to pieces for roach material on the way to Leinster house this morning. Ceann Comhairle Seán Barrett declared the damaged bill ‘a total disgrace’, and advised mister Flanagan to ‘invest in filters’ in future…. Read more »

Americans Already Happy With Depth Of Their Ceilings

A RECENT survey in the US has found that a staggering 98% of Americans are already very happy with their ceiling depth and find no reason to increase it as recently suggested by their president. Barack Obama had warned the country they risked tipping the world back into a recession and throwing “millions more people out… Read more »