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Mattie McGrath’s Guide To Direct Comparisons
SOMETIMES it is hard to know if one scenario, situation or historical event is comparable to something else as Tipp ... -
Ryan Confirms It Was Worth Selling Out Party, Screwing Nation Just To Get 3 Hydrogen ...
“MY WORK here is done,” confirmed Eamon Ryan as he proudly stood before three hydrogen fuel-cell buses which should make ... -
‘Dog Of Vaccinated Neighbour’s Son Can Eat’: New Indoor Dining Rules Revealed
THE Irish government’s latest attempt to get a deeply flawed Covid Cert system for indoor dining not working by next ... -
Government Reanimate Zombie Corpse Of JobsBridge, Rename It ‘Work Placement Experience Programme’
“IT’S ALIVE, my God it’s alive” a delighted coalition government said as it looked on in wonder at its diabolical ... -
Government Under Delusion Pubs Will Police Vaccine Certs
THE IRISH Government is expected to sign off plans which could see indoor hospitality reopened to fully vaccinated people as ... -
Government Introduce 10% Hike In Not Giving A Fuck
NEW legislation rushed through in a late-night vote yesterday will mean the government will no longer give a fuck what ... -
How To Leave Important Decisions To The Last Minute, A Government Guide
HAVE YOU been transported into a gobsmacked, jaw-on-the-floor, awestruck state of envy by the government’s consistent ability to only begin ... -
Donald Rumsfeld Is In Heaven, Insists CIA Report
DESPITE little to no evidence that such a thing is possible, leading figures within the CIA have insisted that former ... -
Young Person Not Allowed Eat Or Drink Indoors Looking Forward To Serving People In Restaurant ...
21-YEAR-OLD waitress Laura Searson has expressed her immense excitement at the prospect of serving fully vaccinated people when there is ... -
Loyalists To Protest DUP & Tories Fucking Them Over, But In Dublin For Some Reason
LOYALISTS who were led up the garden path by the DUP and the Tories over a ‘hassle free Brexit’ only ...