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US Mass Shooting We’re Reporting Today Not The One You’re Thinking Of
AS a media outlet, WWN is often faced with heartbreaking decisions such as choosing which US mass shooting to cover ... -
Queen Spends All Day Practicing Face-Rip-Lizard-Reveal In Mirror
FEARING that her life force may not sustain her mortal vessel for another solar cycle, the Queen has decided that ... -
Country In Such A Shambles You Can’t Even Emigrate Anymore
THE PROSPEROUS and affluent nation of Ireland, with a GDP larger than the the known universe, is in such a ... -
Unhinged White Man Proposes Doing Something About US Mass Shootings
GUNOWNERS across America will be hugging their guns a little tighter tonight in the aftermath of another mass shooting, and ... -
Johnson Would Refuse To Resign If Caught Drinking Pint Out Of Deceased Queen’s Skull During ...
A NEW REPORT conducted by the Boris Behaviour Commission has confirmed that the current British PM Boris Johnson has an ... -
Emergency Sitting Of Dáil Called To Increase Politicians Pay After Senator Spends Night In Car
WHILE the rest of the country was slumbering peacefully after double checking every single electrical item was plugged out and ... -
Cost Of Living Crisis Wouldn’t Be A Thing If You Weren’t So Bad With Money, ...
THE CURRENT cost of living crisis has been found to be hitting lower-income families the most, prompting the government to ... -
With All That Out Of the Way, Construction Of NMH Should Go Smoothly From Here
IT’S been a rocky road to get here, but the government are pleased to announce that the next phase in ... -
IKEA Sign Deal To Supply Flat Pack Missiles To NATO
WITH NATO membership feeling like a formality, Sweden are already reaping the benefits of joining the organisation as home furnishing ... -
Exclusive Images From Inside The New National Maternity Hospital
TO CELEBRATE the Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and Green party coalition government securing* the land for the National Maternity Hospital ...
