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Conman Relieved He’s Not Breaking Law Going Door To Door Posing As Tradesman
“OH THANK fuck, for a minute there I thought I was committing fraud or something,” relieved local conman Danny Lacken ... -
Biden Enters Johnson Meeting To ‘Come Out Ye Black & Tans’
IN A sure sign that British PM Boris Johnson’s complete disregard for Northern Ireland and the Good Friday Agreement has ... -
“It’s Okay, We’re All Filthy Liars” Political Parties Confirm
RESPONDING to the news that Sinn Féin had previously instructed members to don fake ID badges and lie to voters ... -
Poots’ Visit To Ireland Included Trip To 5,999 Year Old Cliffs Of Moher
NEW DUP leader Edwin Poots has described North-South border relations as ‘never being as bad’ during a trip to the ... -
Belarusian Journalist Confesses To Whatever It Takes To Get The Fuck Outta Here
BODY language experts have pointed out evidence that the confession of Roman Protasevich which aired on Belarusian TV yesterday may ... -
McDonald Promises To Treat Sinn Féin To Takeaway Tonight After Receiving £800,000 Donation
LOGGING into Sinn Féin’s banking app for a 50th time in the last hour just to stare at the bulging ... -
Varadkar Finds Old ‘Welfare Cheats Cheat Us All’ Sign When Clearing Out Shed
“DOES this even still fit me?” laughed Tánaiste Leo Varadkar today, after his iconic sign from the ‘Welfare Cheats Cheat ... -
Fisherman Travelling Up River Lee To Deliver Letter To Taoiseach Could Have Just Used An ...
EVER finely attuned to the needs of the Irish fish industry, the government had to stop itself from laughing after ... -
British Public Not Sure Whether To Believe Lying Sack Of Shit Over Self-Serving Bullshitter
BRITAIN enters its second day agonising over whether or not to believe a self-serving bullshitter who is a thinly veiled ... -
Israeli Military Confirm Hamas Rocket Fired From Ireland
RESPONDING to the discovery news the Irish parliament has discovered the correct definition of the word ‘annexation’, the Israeli military ...