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Product Recall Issued In Ireland For Faulty Property Ladders
AN EMERGENCY recall of Irish built property ladders has been issued by manufacturers citing a number of serious faults which ... -
Scottish Independence To Be Decided In One Last Celtic V Rangers Game
“WE always knew it was going to boil down to this” admitted Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon, signing an agreement ... -
Investment Fund Buys Up Every Tent & Sleeping Bag In Ireland
MOVING on to phase 2 of their long-term plan to rake in billions of euro in profits from their investments ... -
Britain Still Unaware How Ridiculous It Looks To Rest Of World
BASKING in the triumph of a major victory in what is sure to be just the first of many pointless ... -
British Government To Rename Murders Carried Out By Soldiers As ‘Whoopsy Daisies’
AHEAD of a rumoured decision to prevent future prosecutions of British soldiers by introducing a statute of limitations, the British ... -
“Guys, You’re Not Going To Believe This But Apparently There’s A Housing Crisis?” Astounded Government ...
BARELY stopping for breath in between sentences, leading figures from Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and the Green Party are eager ... -
Men Who Look Like They’ve A Questionable Internet Search History Announce DUP Bid
FOLLOWING Arlene Foster’s announcement that she is to step down as DUP leader party leader on May 28th, a frothing ... -
Developers Wondering Do They Have To Collect Bags Of Cash From Dept. Of Housing Or ...
FRESH from breaking Covid protocols to gather together and masturbate in a circle over the rubber stamping of the Affordable ... -
“Give Us A Train Line Or We’re Partying Until Everyone’s Locked Down” Threatens Donegal
A GROUP representing Donegal has taken to social media demanding a number of societal and infrastructure reforms for the county, ... -
Minimum Alcohol Pricing Hailed A Success As Young People Turn To €5 Yokes
“WHY didn’t we think of this earlier,” a frustrated with itself government said of the impending introduction of legislation implementing ...