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Equality Win: Government Give Zappone First ‘Jobs For The Girls’ Position
EQUALITY campaigners are today very reluctantly celebrating the first foray by the three-party coalition government into the realm of little ... -
Government Housing Plan Delayed As Investment Funds Haven’t Finished Writing It Yet
THE GOVERNMENT has confirmed that its housing strategy for the coming decade ‘Housing For All’ has been delayed and will ... -
Tory Government Actively Trying To Kill Them Gives English People Chance To Experience What It ...
FOLLOWING on from news stories including how their PM Boris Johnson was perfectly okay with the elderly dying, ‘Freedom Day’ ... -
Cummings Shocks World With Notion Brexit Wasn’t Best Idea Ever
“WELL, this is certainly news to us!” uttered a shocked global community today, after former Downing Street aide Dominic Cummings ... -
Apartheid & Killings Not Worth It If We Can’t Have Ben & Jerrys, Declares Israeli ...
RECENTLY installed leader of the Israeli coalition government PM Naftali Bennett has been left questioning whether all this apartheid, human ... -
Fianna Fáil To Change Name, Rip Up Policies, Replace All Members In Bid To Gain ...
ENLISTING the help of rebranding supremos at Pivot Marketing, the ailing Fianna Fáil party, plagued by infighting, media leaks and ... -
Donohoe Moves Ireland’s 12.5% Tax Rate Into Cayman Island Safe House
TRAVELING under a false passport and accompanied by 24/7 armed guard, Ireland’s 12.5% corporation tax rate has gone to start ... -
Local Councillor Can’t Explain Expenses, Now Fuck Off And Mind Your Own Business
STRUGGLING to account for how they could claim expenses for events attended in Ireland when in reality at the exact ... -
The Children’s Hospital Is About To Crack The Top 10 Most Expensive Buildings In The ...
WITH fresh estimates as to what it’s going to take to complete the National Children’s Hospital arriving every day, nobody’s ... -
Government Cracks It With Innovative ‘Indoor Dining In Classrooms’ Plan
CONCERNS that the government would be unable to please all people when it comes to indoor dining while also not ...