“SOME PEOPLE are so fucking inconsiderate,” confirmed local man Andy Lyons, who has been trying his best to avoid spoilers for popular BBC bent copper drama Line Of Duty due to the fact he intends on immediately binge-watching the show in 10 years time or so. “Shhh, shhh, no, no! Shut up, I haven’t watched… Read more »
TV VIEWERS have expressed concern for Ireland’s favourite binge worthy TV show The Angelus, after many reported that the iconic bongs sounded a little ‘off’ in recent days, ever since the details of the Mother and Baby Homes report was first leaked to the media. “Can you hear sweat? Is that possible?” confirmed RTÉ’s chief… Read more »
“No Kim Cattrall? What’s the point” sighed Waterford man Eamon Whelan at the news that HBO MAX were bringing back most of the original Sex And The City cast for a reunion show, not that he watched the original of course. “Not that I watched the original, of course” he stressed again, to make sure… Read more »
AS RUMOURS continue to swirl about the fate of her relationship with Kanye West, reality TV royalty Kim Kardashian and her team have urged the press to respect her right to maximum publicity at this difficult time. “It is at this difficult time Kim asks for wall to wall coverage and for her privacy to… Read more »
PACING his pristine white kitchen which was inexplicably populated by action from movies available on Sky Cinema, Idris Elba screamed down the phone to Sky TV executives, begging for his family’s safe return. “I’ve made every conceivable ad I can make, I’ve held my end of the bargain, just give me my family back,” begged… Read more »
WITH A torrent of sentimental Christmas ads invading TV channels again, WWN travels to London to go undercover as a junior copywriter to see how the professionals manage to shred viewers’ heartstrings and produce a successful tearjerker of a Christmas TV ad. Following a 20 minute personality test which resulted in a score of ‘dangerously… Read more »
SAMSUNG product developers have been praised for achieving what is being called the next step in the evolution of TV technology. Exclusive to the Irish market for now, pending successful trials, a range of Smart Arse TVs will offer TV viewers the chance to experience remarkable and unrivaled HD displays, internet connectivity and a range… Read more »
DEEMED an essential business for the well being and mental health of an entire nation, I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is to return to TV viewers’ screens on November 15th, although several changes have been put into place to ensure the show can go ahead during the Coronavirus pandemic. You can expect:… Read more »
TV VIEWERS have expressed their concern to RTÉ that Brian O’Donovan may be reaching never before seen levels of Brian O’Donovaning; an intense crescendo of distinctive news speak and intonations that could spell catastrophe for the journalist if he doesn’t let up. “He’s clearly trying to share with the audience just how important the news… Read more »
“OH MY GOD trust me, and wait til you get to the end of series two, fucking hell. I’m actually jealous of ya getting to watch it without knowing what’s going to happen,” shared a close friend of Vincent ‘Vinny’ McCormack, all but guaranteeing every negative fibre of McCormack’s being would be irrationally dispatched to… Read more »