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If Conor McGregor Ran Ireland’s Covid Strategy
USING secret, nebulous science and cutting edge news technology WWN has gained access to a future in which Conor McGregor, ... -
Strange Geomagnetic Disturbance Leads To Donegal Man Going ‘Up’ To Dublin, Dublin Man Going ‘Down’ ...
SOME of the finest geographical scientists in the world are to visit Ireland this week, to see if they can ... -
Relief As First Picture Of Queen Since Recent Health Troubles Is Released
PULLING out of Remembrance commemorations due to a strained back and in hospital recently for tests, the Queen’s most ardent ... -
Confusion & Disappointment After Local Man Asks Date If She Wants To Do A Line ...
THE soaring rates of cocaine usage in every city, town, village and townland in Ireland is causing huge confusion among ... -
LeBron James Confirms Seeing Missing Chinese Tennis Player Peng
IMPARTIAL judge on Chinese political goings on and noted basketball player LeBron James has confirmed he has seen missing Chinese ... -
“Unvaccinated Behind All HSE Failures” Finds Government Report
IN A wholly independent report, the government confirmed that those unvaccinated against Covid-19 are solely to blame for the fact ... -
“What I Do With My Collection Of Bryan Dobson Sex Dolls Is My Own Business”
IN THE LATEST instalment of WWN’s Voices series, we give a platform to someone we really shouldn’t. Today is the ... -
Pros & Cons Of Data Centres In Ireland
IRELAND has become the premier location for the world’s leading tech companies to plonk a data centre in, but is ... -
Woman’s Day Ruined After Seeing One Single Magpie
A LOCAL woman has been left fearing the worst after setting her eyes on a single, solitary magpie, WWN can ... -
Local Catholic Can’t Believe Ireland Not More Respectful Of Religion That Oversaw Unspeakable Acts Of ...
“A BIT Of balance and respect isn’t too much to ask for,” offered local Catholic Jonathan Cady, who felt too ...