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Johnson Caught Trying To Shoplift EU Membership Benefits From Brussels Gift Shop
SEEMINGLY in Brussels under the pretense of facilitating Brexit negotiations over dinner with European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen, ... -
Exhausted Spotify Team Working Through The Night To Compile Local Man’s Discover Weekly
“For Christ’s sakes Darrell, Aiden doesn’t even listen to experimental industrial noise anymore since the perforated eardrum incident in ’08, ... -
Local Man Hooks Himself Up To Catheter Before Starting Cyberpunk 2077
WITH the download on his purchase of Cyberpunk 2077 nearly complete Waterford man Stephen Neary is hooking himself up to ... -
Roscommon Pledge To End Witch Trials Next Year
ELDERS in the county of Roscommon have indicated that the archaic practice of accusing women of being witches and putting ... -
Covid Vaccine Forces Family To Find New Excuse Not To Visit Granny
THE government’s decision to roll out the Covid-19 vaccine first to elderly people in care homes has put a serious ... -
“It’s Impossible To Be Racist Without Offending Someone These Days”
UGLY scenes at a Champions League match between Paris Saint-Germain and Istanbul Basaksehir last night and Millwall before that are ... -
Cancelled Xmas Office Parties Leads To Record Numbers Of People Keeping Their Jobs
ACCORDING to the latest research from the ESRI Ireland’s employment rate has been greatly helped this year by the absence ... -
Has Dublin Lost Its Soul? Iveagh Markets Not Being Turned Into Hotel
A CRISIS is emerging in Dublin following the soul destroying news that the derelict Iveagh Markets site in The Liberties ... -
Man Never Feels Freer Than When Going For Slash In Middle Of Nowhere
“THE WIFE, the kids, work, bills, life’s pressures, they just don’t exist in that moment,” explains John Malley, a brave ... -
Here’s Who’s Getting The Vaccine First In Ireland
THE GOVERNMENT announced today the full list and order of people who will be receiving the Covid-19 vaccine whenever the ...